Pinball Machines! The Best Ever Played

Hoo-hah, you touched the right vein with this one, OP! I’ve been a pin-addict for the last few weeks, playing at Shorty’s in Seattle pretty much every night, about two or three hours at a time. Yeah, don’t even say it…

They have about ten machines in great condition. My favorites there are Lord of the Rings and Dr. Who. Dr. Who makes a kick-ass noise when you shoot all three gates in the transmat whatchamacallit…CHOOOOOMMMMM! And I was extremely pleased with myself when I destroyed the ring on LotR (no small feat). I still have yet to achieve a high score, but replays are getting increasingly easier.

I live for the KLAK sound

Heh! yes! my favorite from IJ:

“This is how we say goodbye in Germany.” SMACK!

Pinball was really before my time, but I spent many a memorable hour on the Star Wars machine Jeff Olsen linked to.

“Shoot the Death Star!”

Those were the days…

Mars Attacks is probably my third favorite…it has a nice, quasi minimalist square-ish board (unfortunately cluttered by a lot of artwork, but the actions are fairly simple. But my favorites were before the early 90s:

#2: Center Xenon: first with a “crossover” ramp.
#1: Black Hole. 'nuff said.

Sorry, but I don’t like the modern (early 90s) ones. Sure, they are clever, but too clever. There’s simply too much going on. It’d cost a fortune to learn how to play the things completely.

Give me a 1970s Bally “KISS” machine. Tacky 70s charm, just enough - but not too many - gizmos to keep you occupied - A$0.20 a go, and with an investment of only a few bucks over several days, you’d be popping it to the maximum eight times with each game.

Dr. Who

Back in my college days there was one in the game room of the student union and it was by far the loudest thing in the place. It had a Dalek sprouting from the top who says in a loud booming voice: “Destroy all flesh” or things to tha extent.

Y’all with PCs have to get Visual Pinball. If you look around a bit, you’ll find how to recreate your favorite table on your PC! Don’t ask me how though, answering you could get me banned.

There’s also PinMAME, though I can’t vouch for its playability (or lack thereof).

I have very fond memories of playing Spider-Man pinball as a little kid in the early '80s, where the Gallery of Games arcade owner would put a stool nearby just so I could see over the glass. I’m surprised nobody has mentioned it yet. Maybe it was not as technologically advanced as the '90s machines, but as a kid who loved comics, Spider-Man, and pinball, it was heaven.

Ahem.

http://www.sternpinball.com/simpsons.htm

Eight Ball Deluxe ahhhh…

That was the college dorm favorite. I had the second highest score in the dorm, but my average score wasn’t that great. I just had one really really good game.

I keep hoping I’ll bump into one of these somewhere… sometime…

I also like South Park for the audio. How many pinball machines call you bastard?

I played pinball from the time I was 6-7 until a few years ago. I rarely play anymore because pinball machines are not made anymore (or are they?). I am an excellent pinball player (not to toot my own horn). Arcade people hated me because I would put 25 cents in their machine and sit on it for 3-4 hours winning games. Those replay pops meant less money for him. Oh well.

If I had the money, I would be a pinball collector, and have a gameroom filled with my favorites. I loved machines from all eras. From the 60s-70s, there was a baseball like pinball game where the machine shot you a ball and you hit it with a flipper. The ball would go into a slot which read 1st base, 2nd base, HR, OUT etc. Then I remember **KISS ** and PLAYBOY from my childhood in the 1970s. See, in the 1970s, 95 percent of an arcade were pinballs. Space Invaders was the first true wildly played video game, and it did not come out until 1978 or so (I know PONG, but hell, what would you rather play PONG or Pinball?).

Then for a while, they were making table top games. You sat down (had to) and play on a smaller table, that was literally, a table. The glass was flat. I am sure many beer glasses were put on them in bars. I remember one whose theme was Roy Clark (the singer). I also remember a Pac Man table top with a video game inside.

OK, to my all time favorites,

MY FAVORITE-Harlem Globetrotters! Came out about 1979-80. I remember playing this game at a roller rink I used to play at. The rink also had a Space Invaders pinball that was incredible too. I used to rack some many games on it, that the owner of the rink had to rig the thing and way up the replay score to make any money.

**8 Ball Deluxe
High Speed
Whirlwind (liked the fan on top of the game)
Gone Fishing (fun, fun game)
Funhouse (for pinball experts only)
Taxi (great game that would be a wonderful house game)**Williams made the best games by far. Data East made the worst. I hated data East games because they were so CHEAPLY made and would break down so easily. A Williams machine was fine craftsmanship. Gottlieb was OK, but not as good as a Williams.

If it was 1985, I would advise people who play pinball to only play those games from the arcades whose owners RENT the machines, and not owned them themselves. A rented game held up so much more nicely. In my city for many many years there was a great arcade that had many pinballs and the owners kept good care of them, but alas, they finally went out of business.

Lastly, then Ill shut up, Microsoft has a game called Microsoft Pinball arcade that has a game from every era from the 1930s to the 1990s. These were real games, and I remember playing the last three machines in the past. I wish Williams or someone would make video renditions of some of their classics. I have had “Visual Pinball” before, but it is far too technical for my taste. But thats me.

Xenon - espcially on the multiball
Carrera - Based around the Porsche Carrera car.

I always wanted a job testing them out.

TI preferred the 5 ball machines, the 3 ball machines didn’t allow for one bad ball.

Visual Pinball uses the same engine: Visual PinMAME.

OMG! I forgot all about Black Hole !

That was probably the first pinball game I ever played. Just the mention of it brings back memories. Thanks Ludovic ! Glad to see that you have enjoyed Mars Attacks! also.

I have to admit that most pinball games were way before my time (I’m 25 :::runs away, ducking:::). However, I had a group of friends that owned a comic book shop after high school and they had the most amazing collection of arcade games. One of them is still fixing them for a living (long after the comic shop went under, RIP).

I have to say that you guys rock! Keep the dream alive!

I’m another who started playing the game in the 1970s. I’ve played ever since, and though I have many favourites from recent years, I still have great memories of the games I grew up with.

Bally’s Trail Drive, for example. Hit a certain target and watch the mechanical cat in the backbox go for a spin. Gottlieb’s Royal Flush, where your bonus score depended on the poker hands you could build out of a bank of drop targets. Williams’ Big Ben, upon which I became the local pinball champ in one long-ago neighbourhood competition. The original Eight Ball by Bally, Gottlieb’s Spirit of '76, Williams’ Lucky Ace, and too many others to name–all great games.

By today’s standards, they may not seem like much. Simple, electromechanical games, with shallow, and consequently slow, playfields; and low replay scores (IIRC, my local arcade had set Trail Drive to give a free game at 38,000 points). But they got me hooked on the game, and I still think they were great fun to play.

Black Rose is one that I haven’t played in - what, ten years? I’d love to own a machine, but I’ve got no idea where I’d get one from.

The Who’s Tommy was a pretty standard machine, but I loved the blinker feature it had. Press two buttons together and a blind slipped across in front of the flippers. I wasted a stupid amount of cash playing really bad pinball in that mode.

There was also one table I remember from the early '90s - it was a table with just the flippers, a huge number of ramps and essentially nothing else. It may have had two levels. Anyone know the table and remember its name?

How nobody has brought up Medieval Madness yet is beyond me. A table that I’ve never gotten bored with.

From my youth - GORGAR. First table that spoke, I think. Too freaked out by the Gieger artwork to play Alien.

A second vote for Attack from Mars. Essentially the same table as Medieval Madness, but I do like blowing up castles more than spaceships.

Tales of the Arabian Nights - the only machine I’ve ever beaten.
Being from Seattle, I must also mention Shorty’s. A place any pinball fan must visit when in town.

And to the long gone Hi*Score arcade - rest in peace.

Oh yeah, I’d forgotten about that game. I visited a guy once while his roommate happened to be betatesting it.

Was tres psyched to see this thread … I LOVE pinball machines. I was at Mohegan Sun Casino this past weekend for a Valentine’s Day getaway, and my gf suggested we head into the arcade. I was shocked to find a pinball machine there! Dropped my quarter in, played okay, got my free game (I’ll second that earlier KLAK comment) and … the damn thing rebooted itself. I still got my free game, so I let my gf play … and it rebooted again. ARGH!!!

Truth be told, pinball is probably one of the few good memories I’m taking away from my failed marriage. My ex-wife and I would, every Friday night, head to the local pool hall, have a pizza, and play this Elvira game. We LOVED it, we cursed at it, we played it for HOURS. sigh

Since that time, I’ve gotten my fix by playing Microsoft’s Pinball Arcade, which was previously mentioned. I have to say that Microsoft has done an EXCELLENT job with the physics, visuals and sounds of a real table. I WISH I could find the real version of the 1990’s game that’s on there. If you email me at jakebush@fastmail.fm, I can let you know how to get ahold of this game … it helps you get over the shakes when you’re going through withdrawal, trust me. :smiley: