Ah, innocence!
(Actually, Pippi Loves Spunk would be a good band name.)
In the UK, that phrase would take on an entirely different meaning.
Here too.
I only like fruit-flavoured Spunk.
“Oh, yes, spunk is DANGEROUS!”
“My spunk hurts, let’s go to the doctor.”
Oddly, that video appealed to neither of my prurient interests piqued by the thread title.
Mayhap I have been wooshed.