jjimm
July 12, 2003, 7:52pm
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Thanks, but I meant sausage link…
He may be a real jerky, but I don’t think she has much of a beef with him. Maybe those two can meat later and he can pork her.
Ouch. I never sausage an awful pun.
Don’t be so quick on the PETA parody bit kids…
And AWAY we go…
PETA has written to Milwaukee Brewers President Wendy Selig-Prieb, renewing its request that a fifth contestant be entered in Miller Park’s famous “Sausage Race” in light of the recent incident in which Pittsburgh Pirate Randall Simon attacked the “Italian Sausage” with a baseball bat. Traditionally, four participants dressed to represent various meat sausages race from the outfield to home plate, and last year, PETA requested that a vegetarian “soysage” be included in the race. Now, PETA recommends that, in order to set a nonviolent example to offset the recent brawls and “beanings” in MLB, the Brewers should field a Sausage Race participant that does not represent the violence inherent in meat production, which includes castration, debeaking, dehorning, and throat-slitting.
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“Violence is violence, whether it’s toward ‘sausages’ or living animals,” says PETA’s Sports Campaign coordinator, Dan Shannon. “Putting a veggie dog in the Sausage Race would help stop the violence and make animals ‘safe’ in the baseball world.”
PETA veggie dog in the race?
Give me the baseball bat.
