Pissed as a pilot?

[QUOTE=DrFidelius]
… but if Jay Leno is the primary vector it is understandable that those who do not watch late night television are unaware of this cliche…
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Unless those had watched the Man Show instead. :slight_smile:

When English pilots started fighting in wars, they could fly only by day, and sadly large numbers of them took one way trips. Those who returned knew damned well that they would not be flying until the next day, and, given the realities of maintenance probably not for several days. They were young, they were much loved by the civilian world, and they got roaring drunk most regularly.

So, the stereotype was born. Nursing it along for a century took only a few affirming incidents.

Tris

[QUOTE=Broomstick]
Ah, but if I owned I would only fly the one airplane instead of the 17 or 18 different ones I’ve been able to womanhandle.

When I figure out which one airplane I want, then I’ll find a way to own it. After I get employed at a job making enough to allow for such luxuries.
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Agreed. But… If I could have three, I would be good, as I have flown 54 different types, ( I have been lucky that way ) and I know what I like now but … If just one, then a ‘play, Sunday’ type that is cheap to have and maintain — and rent for ‘go fast’ and ‘distance’…
Yes, $$$$$$$$ and more $$$$$$$$ is the problem…

*:::: off to buy another lotto ticket. ::: *

Since the drinking pilot question has been answered, I have a related one. Back in the early-'80s we’d say ‘pissed as a parrot’. I don’t remember why. I’ve never seen a parrot drunk. Did anyone else say that?

Time to post this video:

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[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]
Since the drinking pilot question has been answered, I have a related one. Back in the early-'80s we’d say ‘pissed as a parrot’. I don’t remember why. I’ve never seen a parrot drunk. Did anyone else say that?
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I’ve never said it, but I did have a pet parrot get drunk once (they do get into things, and apparently they do like alcohol).

VERY drunk. VERY drunk indeed. Much staggering, much loud singing… fortunately he was a happy, friendly drunk as parrots have a formidable bite when angry.

Next morning the parrot was very hungover.

He NEVER touched alcohol again, nothing but plain water for the rest of his life. I don’t know why they call them dumb animals - that seemed a much more intelligent response that what I’ve seen on college campuses to a roaring bender + morning after.