i suddenly dont like the way this thread is heading…
Maybe he’s keeping the hunger at bay with an occasional cheesy nibble.
With home made dip. Obviously.
I don’t like the way this thread just headed.
are we all agreed he’ll have clockweights the size of grapefruits then?
can we change the subject?:eek:
“we went down to the river, and into the river we dove”
thats springsteen people, i’m all out of Blaine quotes…
How about this one?
I know a guy who lives in a box
He built it himself of cement and rocks
And he’ll never come out though I beg and plead
He’s got all that he wants if not all that he needs
?
pan
And though I try
I can never get away, HEY!
HEY!
How about we all go to our local shopping malls on Saturday and sit in one of the lifts, wearing nothing but a pair of Pampers?
Imagine the size of his bobbins!
I LOVE the way this thread just headed!
I thought I’d heard that when you fast, sexual desire goes away?
So…maybe it won’t be a problem.
(BTW-maybe for cleaning he has some baby wipes up there)?
Bigger than Dobbin’s?
do you think the size of his nuts will be inversely proportional to the size of his ringpiece?
Who is his girlfriend? Wasn’t he dating some actress a while back?
i think she’s called Manon des Sources and she’s a windowcleaner or something
No, she’s a Gerkin, Manon Gerkin, or similar. A window cleaner in a pickle.
. . . and talking of well-proportioned clockweight appendages . . how ya doing M’am ?
Actually, her presence beneath the box is probably adding to his torment. If you knew that this was waiting for you when you got out, I think your nuts would be down by your ankles after just two days.
Erm… after you, good sir.
IMDb says Fiona Apple.
Jeff, you’re so 5 minutes ago!
Fiona Apple => Josie Maran => Manon the Gerkhin.