Pitting David Blaine - lying already about stunt

[WILLASS]

please have your own fun ‘gatting’ Blaines’ ass at this amazing website:

www.brianmung.com/blainegame.htm

I have decided to stop my rants about blaine in all aspects of my life as I dont feel that he deserves that amount of attention. Although I am going for a cruise from London Bridge on the ‘Waverley’ on the 12th, will he still be hanging around then? If so I may have to take some ammo…

[Esprix]

Originally posted by kabbes

We get it already that you’d like us all to cheer, whoop and generally come in our pants at the idea of Blaine-in-a-box and are pissed off that this isn’t the case.

Well you’d be wrong, but you can believe that if you like.

We get it that you are apparently simply incapable either of seeing the humour in the situation or of understandiing hyperbole and rhetoric.

I do see it, but I don’t agree with it.

We get it that you can’t see the difference between paul actually wishing death on someone and simply joking that one well placed biscuit and it’ll be all over.

A thin line, IMHO.

You don’t like us any more and we weep for the fact. I’ve checked the box marked “Esprix doesn’t like us” and I’ve wept and everything.

I’m sure you do and have. I’ll look forward to you pelting me with eggs next.

Esprix

[Liberal]

*Originally posted by paulberserker *
**have a look here for why americans dont seem to get whats going on.

if you also look at the channel 4 website, its seems even theyve lost interest in this. and further to previous comments, i dont want to be anywhere near there when they pull him out of that box. i know what i smell like after not washing for a couple of days (not a regular occurence BTW), never mind after 6 fucking weeks. bleeegh!
**

Perfect! Leave it to the BBC’s American soul-mate, the Washington Pustule, to be positively clueless about what American’s think.

[kabbes]

::hides behind a bush with a dozen eggs::

heh heh heh

[TwistofFate]

*Originally posted by Esprix *
I’m sure you do and have. I’ll look forward to you pelting me with eggs next.

Esprix

Why on earth would we want to pelt you with eggs? Do you make a habit of doing pretentious stunts and claiming supernatural powers?

Honestly, please explain why you think we would pelt you with eggs?

Is there a strawman lurking over the horizon? should Edward Woodward be worried?

[kabbes]

This thin line you speak of. Would it be as thin as the chocolate filling in a bourbon biscuit? Or are you thinking more of the orange centre of a Jaffa Cake?

[yojimbo]

*Originally posted by TwistofFate *
Why on earth would we want to pelt you with eggs? Do you make a habit of doing pretentious stunts and claiming supernatural powers?

Egging a humourless git can be fun as well

[London_Calling]

Twisty – he just craves the attention. Leave him.

On the general point:

I think this pretty well sums it up for me. Contrast and compare Lloyd Scott and David Blaine:

**Lloyd Scott ** - *"A former leukaemia sufferer has started a world record attempt to complete an underwater marathon along Loch Ness.
Lloyd Scott, 41, is attempting to complete the 26-mile underwater trek in an antique diving suit.

The father-of-three from Rainham, Essex, hopes to raise more than £1m for cancer charity Children with Leukaemia by completing the stunt.*

Plus

"A charity fundraiser injured after slipping down a ledge during an underwater marathon along Loch Ness has vowed to carry on.
A spokeswoman for Mr Scott’s team said: "In poor visibility he veered away from his guide rope and plummeted 15ft down a 294ft sheer drop.

Vs.
David Blaine - A crass, commercial ‘mystic’ , self-promoting cultural fish-out-of-water and all-round fuckwit shamster making millions doing nothing remotely interesting.

Wanker.

[Aro]

should Edward Woodward be worried?

I’m not sure about yon wicker lad, but hopefully Britt Ekland will show up and do that dance again. Mmmm…

[vanilla]

When is he due to be finished?

[Diane]

This naive girlie from the sticks of Utah loves me some Yurp guys!!!

Esprix -

[jjimm]

*Originally posted by vanilla *
**When is he due to be finished? **

When people stop replying to his posts, or a mod closes the thread, I guess.

[vanilla]

dood!!!
You know what i meant!

[jjimm]

Hence the winky, my dear vanilla. The stunt finishes on October 20th.

Anway, here’s some more Blaine wank. Today he leaned out of the box and said:

“I watched my mother die a beautiful death when I was a kid,” he said.

"She was starving, she had cancer and she had surgery all the time, and yet she managed to smile, and find love in the worst of conditions.

“And that’s what I think this is for me. It’s my way of finding beauty in suffering, because I think life is poetic and I think the spirit is much greater than flesh. Love is everywhere, love is inside.”

Wank.

More worryingly, after he said it:

The crowd applauded him and sang John Lennon’s Imagine.

I’m very disappointed. Thankfully, though:

Later, London art student Joe Dixon took his clothes off and paraded in front of the compound.

Phew!

[Esprix]

Ah. Disagreeing with some crass attitudes makes me a “humourless git” and an attention whore.

Thanks for that bit of useful info.

Esprix

[Tuckerfan]

Esprix, have you never watched the Parliment sessions they show on C-Span? The Brits have made “taking the piss out of someone” a national sport.

Heh, my favorite bit was when Parliment was debating compensating folks who’d been wrongly imprisoned, then Prime Minister Margret Thatcher was against it. One MP was addressing Parliment and saying, “If Margret Thatcher had spent ten years in prison–” when another MP shouted out, “As well she should!” The whole place erupted in laughter. So they’re not just picking on someone they think is a stupid ‘Merkin’, they’re going after a pompous asshole, which is obviously something the Brits are quite good at. (And any of you folks on the far side of the pond, who wish to come to the States and educate us Yanks on how it’s done, my door is always open!)

[Guinastasia]

I wonder if he’s hallucinating yet…

[jjimm]

*Originally posted by Esprix *
Ah. Disagreeing with some crass attitudes makes me a “humourless git” and an attention whore.

You are indeed coming across as a miserable, humourless git in this thread.

[yojimbo]

*Originally posted by Esprix *
Ah. Disagreeing with some crass attitudes makes me a “humourless git” and an attention whore.

Well as far as the humourless git part is concerned, yep you’ve pretty much nailed it.

Thanks for that bit of useful info.

No problem, anytime . . . . . . . . . . . . grumpy

[paulberserker]

quote:

We get it that you can’t see the difference between paul actually wishing death on someone and simply joking that one well placed biscuit and it’ll be all over.

A thin line, IMHO. (posted by esprix)
why is it a thin line? have i not explained myself in plain english about 3 times here? what do you think i am, fucking homicidal towards this guy?
yes
esprix you are coming off as a ‘humourless git’, putting it mildly. i’d have called you a ‘rod stuck up your arse motherfucker’ myself. get a clue son.