As soon as I posted that line, I thought of this thread I started in Thread Games at the end of last month.
I disagree. It’s shifty and inconsistent, a veritable comma chameleon!
It does seem to be coming and going.
You two should be ashamed of yourselves. Shame!
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(And that was the emoji they use for a Cameleon)
What conditions are required for an , to evolve into a ;?
That’s how evolution works!
You expose a level 15 or higher comma to a Punctuation Stone.
Also one of my old jokes I really liked about commas. What’s the difference between a comma and a puma?
One is a pause at the end of a clause, and the other has claws at the end of its paws.
(I’m sure I’ve shared that on this board at some point in the past.)
I checked with Morgan Fairchild, she swears all three scenarios happened simultaneously when she met Sam.
Science!
As if this thread needed another science fail from our soon to be NoBellEnd Prize winner.
[ bel-end ] noun, British Slang: Vulgar. the glans penis. a stupid, ridiculous, or annoying person, IOW a dickhead.
If he somehow managed to accidentally boil his head and still maintained the ability to post, I’m not convinced we could tell the difference
Somebody start a “Can a rib-eye roast still moo?” thread and see if he responds.
Or rather a “can you perform a blood transfusion on a cow from the squeezed drippings of a rib-eye roast?”
If you were the masochistic sort, I bet you could hook him with that
I can’t imagine any outdoor barbecue where I did not cook all the corn at once. But if Google says it can’t happen, I have to stay open to the idea it may not have been cooked. I am still not convinced so I will try it myself.
The fact that nobody has ever planted cooked corn and gotten any results would be enough to convince 99.9999999% of the world’s population…but you be you.
Common fucking sense should tell you this cannot happen.
Now that has to be one of the dumbest statements I have ever heard on here.
Pot, meet kettle.
“Will boiled corn sprout.” Jesus, a small child could answer this question for you.
Amazing! How did you manage to block your own posts from being viewed??