The corn cob is a heat sink! And it connects to the stem and then the leaves, which are radiators! And the reason plants store and move water is for use as a cooling fluid.
Water??? Don’t you mean cerebrospinalseminal fluid?
Ah, but the central core of the cob undergoes an exothermic fission reaction. Here is a diagram:
This thread has some real comedy that has me actually out loud LOLing. I’m hoping I see some serious effort by the pittee on reporting their research into planting of pre-boiled corn with control sets of planted Corn-nuts, candy corn, and popped popcorn. SCIENCE!!!
Narrator - The end result for all was the same: Jack and Shit.
ISWYDT. We’ll be waiting in Isbanbul.
As Homer Simpson once noted: “Lisa, in this house, we obey the Laws of Thermodynamics!”
I have to ask, what is the origin of that picture?
I have to assume some friendly AI’s, er, head?
Yes, it’s AI. You can tell by the garbled text.
Indeed, it was AI generated. Here is the prompt:
scientific diagram showing the interior of corn kernels and cobs which explains how the cob is a heat sink and leaves are radiators for use in thermal regulation
I got 4 results, the one I posted was my favorite but here are the others:
The first one out of these three is growing on me. It looks like a spaceship!
That one has some my new favourite nonsense words!
HBDC talks total crarnabonts! He’s such a tenek. A total sctint.
Some of the ones in the second aren’t bad either - What a colb he is! He’s completely coneticed. Really fucked in the monole.
Retioral of Seair is my favorite. It sounds like an alchemical reagent or something.
A “tenek” obviously is the shadow of a corn spaceship.
Tenek, when the walls fell.
Crarnabonts, stuck at the back of your throat.
“AI, please draw me a heatsink.”
AI: Here is a “he a-stink”.
On the Starship Enterprise from Star Trek, I thought the “NCC” from “NCC-1701” stood for “Naval Construction Contract”. But now I realize it must stand for “Not Corn on the Cob”, to distinguish it from all the other corn-based spacecraft in Star Fleet.
Could corn cobs be used in a fusion reactor to create electricity? I mean, it’s possible, right? I think the more people that tell me that this is a stupid idea will make me more determined that it’s correct.
Well, it depends on whether the kernels are still on the cob, right?
More importantly though, what do you feel about the science?