county, we must understand, is a simple sort.
county doesn’t realize that we civilized people have standards of behavior.
county can’t quite comprehend this due to his lack of higher mental processes.
But it isn’t really county’s fault.
You see, when county’s mother was busy ramming the smegma-encrusted cock of the braindead and paralyzed semen messenging goat into her Joan-Rivers-Strung-Out-On-Heroin-Body, she didn’t realize that dropping psilocybin mushrooms was going to be a bad idea for the next nine months.
Thus, the asinine, fatuous, foolish, silly, simple; brute, brutish, dummel, lumbering, oafish, slow, slow-witted, sluggish; half-assed; crass; backward, half-witted, retarded; idiotic, imbecilic moron we are burdened with, county, isn’t really responsible for his actions.
Now, the great old flame goes “They say that a thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters could, in a million years, churn out all of the great literary works; your post was a twenty minute, three monkey job.” The problem with county is that his monkeys starved to death because he forgot to feed them, and their typewriters didn’t have ribbons. Thus the blankness.
See? county’s not a total loss after all!
So folks, next time you see his posts; bare, clear, stark, vacant, void and characterized by a lack of substance, thought, or intellectual content, remember that a struggling young haploid, county is in need of your love.
Don’t be tempted to overreact to his driveling, flat, innocuous, jejune, milk-and-water, namby-pamby, sapless, vapid, wishy-washy and hollow comments, just smile and say “Well, I can be thankful that my brain cavity isn’t filled with the remainder of the syphilitic ejaculate of some slovenly guy named Bill!”
Yes folks, county. It warms the heart and twists the gut. 
Ilsa_Lund
I don’t suppose by any stretch of the imagination you could be over-reacting just a tiny bit. I will admit that I haven’t followed the infamous county with quite the dedication and vigilance you seem to have shown, but I can’t see where this kind of reaction is coming from. If it turns out I’m wrong, I apologize. But unless county has actually come over to your house and:
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Did an illegal u-turn on your street, in front of a bus, causing it to have an accident, possibly at least side-swiping your car.
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Pulled up and parked in a firelane, making it difficult for the ambulances and firetrucks responding to the bus accident,to find a place to park, thereby making it necessary that they park on your new lawn.
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Comes in knocks your kid around, oh… and won’t let him vote.
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And beats your wife with an axe-handle because she’s a known scab.
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There are no crocodiles readily available, so I guess he can dangle your infant in front of a rotweiler, if you’ll accept the poetic license.
If he has NOT done at least two of these things to you personally, then you probably have your own separate issues. My only real reason for saying this is attacking someone’s mom is uh…kind of weird, demented. Just IMHO though.
Oh, about the OP, yep cab drivers can be idiots, bus drivers too.
There’s a history, the rant was pretty mild, really and you have to remember that there is always a bit of exaggeration. Mother insults are fairly common. I don’t think a rant has ever been written wherein a poster really was filled to the brim with the seething rage that the post indicates. Ranting is an art, I am a student, county is redundancy incarnate.
Plus improper use of semicolons. I think you can get a ticket for that. 
The only history we have is that moronic pitting you did a little while back. Although it appears that you are trying to develop some sort of “history.” And there are rules against that sort of thing, you moronic little twerp. Don’t get yourself banned again.
Not a history between us, a history of you being a moronic asshole. What rules do you refer to exactly?:smack: