Oh, that’s an easy response stpauler. Are you in reasonably good shape? The Resolutioners want to absorb your abilities and fitness by diffusion! If they are CLOSE in proxmity to you, YOUR work ethic will transfer over to their minds and will transform their bodies! Don’t you see the genius of it all?
I’m happy to report though, that the Resolutionary army seems to already be giving up. Mondays and Tuesdays are always the busiest, but from Wednesday onward, people are already starting to lose it. I estimate that the huge onslaught of bad weather gave them a better excuse to skip out. This past weekend was far less busy than the previous weekend, and the texters have shriveled to a tiny proportion.
I have been going to my current gym since last March, and what was last night like? Yes, you guessed it, packed to the gills with people I have never seen before.
It isn’t a fitness thing, I have no problem with any individual (except for that bitch walking on the running machine, twaddling along watching the news while 7 people wait for a free machine), no my problem can be summed up as:
I have been doing something all year. For 3 weeks you are going to come along and fuck that routine right out the window while making that thing aggravating as hell. Then you will fuck off never to be seen again.
My world isn’t going to end, but don’t be surprised if for that whole three weeks I wish you would fuck off out of my way. You are going to soon enough anyway.