Plan My Future, Win Valuable Prizes!

In My Humble Opinion
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You have at your disposal the full effort and commitment of a tremendously gifted human. I am at your beck and call.

Well, sort of. But you alone must decide what happens from here on out. An exciting prospect, no doubt, as you plan the fate and future of a near stranger. But it is fraught with danger. A single slip on your keyboard and my life slips into a black, pitching sea of loneliness and despair from which there is no escape.

My curriculum vitae (in no chronological order):

 Copy shop manager (15 employees)
 AP accountant
 IT manager of 40 workstation network / Property management
 Comptroller of same company
 Designer/Engineer large scale model trains
 Machinist for same
 Carpenter/Framer/Finish Carpenter
 Toppler of Regimes
 General Monkey Boy

For what that’s worth, help me choose between the two roads diverging in a summer wood.

But be careful. For here there be tygers…

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Toppler of Regimes seems to be the odd one out. I would go with that as a career path if I were you - GWB has at least two more jobs for you should he survive November!

Alternatively, if he does win, you could topple a regime closer to home. :wink:

On the other hand, if your summer wood is infested with tygers how about becoming a tyger hunter?

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Finnish carpenter, eh?

Does that mean you build stuff for Ikea? Wait, Ikea is Swedish…