Just what it says in the title, folks.
Personally, I plan to have my ashes implanted in a 40-mile wide asteroid, which will then crash into the earth, extinguishing all life. After all, once the world has experienced me, things can only get worse. Kinder for everyone to end it quickly, so they don’t have to suffer a Clam-less planet.
Close friends and family members may be permitted to watch the collision from the surface of the moon. However, even they will have to commit inventive suicide once the last flames of the dying planet have flickered out.
So, what is your perfect funeral? And can it top the geocidal spectacle that my demise will set in motion?