Plausible or soon-to-be plausible inventions you think they ought to have

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Bananas that have a shelf life longer than a week.

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One o’ these babies should do the trick, I think. Mexican beer might be appropriate.

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Nah, not crystal enough. :smiley:

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Adjustable titties. Small enough for her to work and walk without back or clothing problems, but enlargeable for casual and fun times.

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See, we finally come to the kind of out of the box ideas I was hoping for. Good one (two)!

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Two things:

  1. : a cheap “orgasmatron”-this device would be sold by mail ($19.95, two if you order today), and wouls offer tactile, auditory, and visual stimulation (happy ending).
  2. : a cheap soporific drug-one pill will render you happy and non-agressive for 8-12 hours. Non-addictive and available over the counter.