My guitar got SWMBO for me. She told me that the first time she realized that she was developing feelings for me was the first night I broke it out and serenaded her.
John Denver said it best:
I gaaave my loooove a chicken that haaaad noooo boooone!
So did Tom Petty. Or said that’s why he started a band.
He just hasn’t met the right woman.
Mmmmmm, chicken.
It worked for me, once* in 1960** for 20 minutes***
- Well two or three times
** By which I mean the 1980s
*** Several years in one case, but I had to start a band to get that one
My wife usually thinks of a reason to leave the house if I’m playing.
The dog (female) though likes to nap in my guitar room.
So yeah, it attracts the bitches.
Looks like it’s you and me again tonight.
Rosieeeeeeee…