My girlfriend and I are having problems, what should I do?
Forildo, I need help.
Please help.
:whimper:
Could you be more vague?
What I do is get a measuring cup.
Pour 1/3 cup of good scotch like Drambuie
A third a cup of lemon juice
A third a cup of honey.
Zap it in the microwave for 30 seconds.
Put it in a bowl and ave a spoonful now and again. It’s sooo soothing and it tastes awesome! My mom used to make it for me when I was a kid and I would sneak spoonfuls 'till I passed out. Thanks mom. 
thanks wishbone, that really hit the spot. not only did it fix all the problems with me and my girlfriend, but it also cleared up my upper GI tract infection. no more coughing up blood for this casanova.
with much thanks from the world of you-solved-all-my-problems,
steeljaw
P.S. I couldn’t have done it without you too, Barbarian.