Okay, the school bus light has been beaten into the ground (unfortunately, while still on the bus), so I’ll leave it alone.
However, I can still respond to the bit about the Sweet ‘n’ Low.
The inside of a can of beer is fairly smooth. If you stick your finger in there and rub it around you can confirm this. You might also confirm that the mouth of the can can be fairly sharp, so I recommend you just take my word for it.
Now. Beer is normally carbonated. With kegs, the carbonation is either added beforehand (at the brewer) or at the tap. With bottles and cans, it is always added beforehand.
So. When you open a can or bottle of suds, it is soaked in carbon dioxide gas. That’s okay, doesn’t hurt anything, improves the taste, etc.
BUT. When you put something IN the beer… This gas is saturated. There is as much in the beer as the beer can contain. The only reason it stays dissolved in the liquid is because there is no specific place in the container for it to collect. The metal is smooth.
When you add sugar, sweet’n’low, sand, dirt, spit, most anything, alluvasudden, there are “nucleation sites”. What this means is that the CO2 can attach somewhere, and then more CO2 can attach to what’s attached. So instead of individual molecules occasionally colliding and MAYBE collecting enough to form a bubble, you hav CO2 molecules collecting and attaching at a point where it is very easy to form a bubble.
Since the can, bottle, or glass has very few of these sites, bubbles don’t form that often. Since those sites are at specific locations you’ll often see the bubbles rising from a specific point, in a line.
When you add a packet of sweet’n’low, you are adding thousands or millions of these sites, hence the thousands or millions of bubbles in a very short time, leading to a prodigious amount of foam.
You can get the same results with less expense by pouring a glass of coca cola and pouring in a packet of salt.
Since I’ve tossed back a few, I’ll be interested in the morning to see how coherent this post was. Feel free to question any portion of it.