PLEASE tell me this is actually an Onion article.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

This is sad. Just sad.

I mean, I’ve heard some geeky ST arguments, but this is the first time I’ve seen one make headlines.

2

JChrist those people need to get laid!

3

Arrrgggghhhh I got wooshed. Next time I’ll look at things more closely. Nothing to see here, move on.

4

In other news, Microsoft is nearing completion of the Deathstar.