StealthHit06 is a very nice young fellow who was looking for a worthwhile online community, so of course I referred him here. He’s now one of our newest Dopers! I’m sure he’d appreciate it if we all said hello, and assured him that we don’t bite (hard).
Welcoming party time - who’s got the goat?
Thanks for your welcome thread. 
I’ll get the hang of how to work this thing eventually. Until then, more browsing!
no goat, but I found a squid … did we need rubber gloves?
Welcome, I don’t bite unless invited to =)
Have some pie, I just got back=)
Welcome!
Are you in Camden with Mississipienne? If so you can come meet a bunch of us in person next month. That will be reassuring.
Or not.
Enjoy your time with us.
Welcome! Would you like some ice cream? It’s [del]frisky[/del] fresh!
Welcome! This is a fun place, although the quality and general wonderfulness of moderators has gone seriously downhill lately… 
Nah, I’m not in Camden. I’m all the way over in Pennsylvania. Thanks for the invitation, though.
And yes, I would like some ice cream, as I don’t have any right now…
Lunch in Philly, Sunday, 4/19.
We’ll see how well I fight in. 
Lunch where?
Old City somewhere – I need to make some phone calls, find someplace that’s eager for a group of 20.