More than 130,000 inflatable breasts have been lost at sea en route to Australia. Oh to be a buoy again.
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What a bunch of useless tits. I’ll bet the ship’s crew will claim they did their breast, but whoever was responsible will eventually have to cup a plea, and the freight company will no doubt have him canned. I doubt they’ll ever recover the booty though, so I guess they’ll just have to wave “tatas!” to their cargo of casabas.
10 points to whomever can work a “don’t taze me, bra!” joke into this one.
I personally blame Somali pirates.
Brandy is a fine girl; what a good wife she would be. But my life, my love and my lady is the sea.