Plonked?!

[aruvqan]

Did I miss something, does plonk, to plonk, plonked not mean that you are being autodumped into someones spam bucket? Or otherwise ignored?

I just got spam with the title plonked …

[jz78817]

it’s an old Usenet term which means more or less what you’re thinking. you could add posters to your “kill” file which means you’d never see anything they posted.

[doorhinge]

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*plonk
verb uk /plɒŋk/ us /plɑːŋk/

plonk verb (PUT DOWN)
› [I or T, usually + adv/prep] mainly UK (US usually plunk) to put something down heavily and without taking care:

Just plonk the shopping (down) on the table, and come and have a cup of tea.

Come in and plonk yourselves (down) (= sit down) anywhere you like.*

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From a slang dictionary -

*What does PLONK stand for?

Your abbreviation search returned 6 meanings

Meaning -
PLONK Person Leaving Our Newsgroup (kill filtered)
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PLONK Please Leave Our Newsgroup Kid (slang)
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PLONK Person with Little Or No Knowledge
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PLONK Pewien Lamer Opuscil Nasza Kompanie (Polish)
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PLONK Put Lamer On Kill Filter (USENET)
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PLONK Pewnie Lepiej Olac Niz Komentowac (Polish)*

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[Helena330]

Wow. Haven’t heard that in ages!

If it’s spam, I wonder if they’re trying to evoke a return email from people so they know the address is good?

[BrassyPhrase]

@doorhinge

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PLONK Please Leave Our Newsgroup Kid (slang)
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I’d always had this one down as Please Log Off Now Kook and used as a (slightly) more polite way of saying “Please shut up and go away”.

[Derleth]

Here’s the definitions in the canonical dictionaries:

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@Jargon File

plonk: excl.,vt.

[Usenet: possibly influenced by British slang ‘plonk’ for cheap booze, or ‘plonker’ for someone behaving stupidly (latter is lit. equivalent to Yiddish schmuck)] The sound a newbie makes as he falls to the bottom of a kill file. While it originated in the newsgroup talk.bizarre, this term (usually written “*plonk*”) is now (1994) widespread on Usenet as a form of public ridicule.

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@FOLDOC

plonk

(networking, abuse) (Usually written “plonk”) The sound a newbie makes as he falls to the bottom of a kill file.

In the first of a series of humourous books by Stephen Potter, “One-Upmanship” (published in 1952) a “plonk” - a pompous bit of misinformation said in a “plonking” tone - was a key feature of his advice on how to “creatively intimidate” someone by making them feel inferior and thereby gain the status of being “one-up” on them. Since these efforts are usually transparently pathetic, the term became widely applied to any idiotic statement.

The term appeared on-line in the Usenet newsgroup news:talk.bizarre and, by 1994, was widespread on Usenet and mailing lists as a form of public ridicule.

The term may have been influenced by British slang “plonker” for someone behaving stupidly. The expansion “Person with Little Or No Knowledge” may be a backronym.

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[aruvqan]

Random spam, near as I could tell. I remember the term from the days I got the Rialto as individual emails from my dial up ISP … [rec.org.SCA]

Just very odd, but it was nicely different from the various politicos, politico’s widows and random military guys needing help moving money around …

[doorhinge]

@aruvqan

Random spam, near as I could tell. I remember the term from the days I got the Rialto as individual emails from my dial up ISP … [rec.org.SCA]

Just very odd, but it was nicely different from the various politicos, politico’s widows and random military guys needing help moving money around …

Report it as spam. Don’t open it. Delete it. Basic internet safety measures. Maybe the Chinese/Nigerian sender wasn’t aware that it was an olde term? Maybe they hoped to catch a newbie? As long as you didn’t end up with a virus, life is good.