poetic spam

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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You ever get these?

It goes on longer, but you get the idea. Turns out it’s not poetry, at least not human, creative poetry, according to http://www.wired.com/news/infostructure/0,1377,61886,00.html

In any case, I like these. This is the kind of spam I can actually enjoy. And yes I know that if I want it, it’s not spam, but you know what I mean. Befallen Grapefruit would be a good name for a band. Or maybe not.

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Wow - it’s certainly less tedious than the spam I get. Spam with a sort of free-form Vogon poety aspect to it. Now that the person has stopped concentrating on losing weight, s/he can learn to use a dictionary or a spelling checker. Aint it wonderful?

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I get similar messages, but the sane part is much shorter. (in the example I’ll use your message’s poetry)

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I get this stuff all the time too.

I’d rather see some original haiku spam.

Enlarge your Penis
she will adore it, trust us
bigger is better.

Underage sluts here!
Horny hot Chicks suck huge c**k!
Click 4 X X X!

5

I recently got a spam with a subject line of “Circumspect Fiesta,” which might not make a good band name, but might just be a great album title.

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Now is the best time
Refinance your house today
Low low interest rates!

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Instant diploma
No need for books or classes
No one is turned down!

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Lose weight while you sleep!
Miracle cream truly works,
doctors do attest.

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I recently received:

reedbuck vienna encumbrance jewish corkscrew
demur bluster clever salamander cahoot
indigestible bryan sibilant derate diffusible
delivery shelton cottony guru constant

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The spammers seem to have moved from writing free-form poetry to entire free-form epics. This was tacked on to the bottom of some spam I got today, in tiny 1-pixel letters:

Sheesh! Do you think that these clumps of random words are actually designed to get by spam filters, or are they just picking words at random, and hoping to get lucky?