Last Sunday : scratch scratch : I was weeding in my back yard when I : itch itch : I discovered that blessed three-leafed wonder, Poison Ivy.
It was : scratching till it bleeds : a hot, muggy day so I just jumped : Gah! : into the pool to wash off the offending plant oils. Didn’t work.
Two days later : scratch scratch : a few welts started to appear. Three days later, I had every product at Walgreens sitting in front of me.
SIX DAYS LATER, I’m STILL getting NEW WELTS. GAH!
Do you have any remedies before I drive myself batshit insane?