Police Charge Four With Slaying Goat.....

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So I saw this headline in the Altoona Mirror and thought that it was some sort of teenage “satanic cult” or something, but no it’s much better than that…

It’s alleged that they stole the goat, beat its head with a hammer or a pipe and then butchered it. FOR CRACK!

Is there a big black market for goat meat? I mean, I think of when I used to smoke pot. If I would have taken a bunch of goat meat to my man for a bag of weed, he would have laughed and laughed. I bet I wouldn’t have gotten any weed though.

I feel bad for the goat and all, but this has to be one of the funniest news stories I’ve ever read.

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Sorry for the goat, but glad this didn’t have anything to do with the recent spate of Doper initiations…

:eek:

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And people want to know why it is so hard to get good goats these days… :smiley:

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not only that, but it was a PYGMY goat for effs sake. You could probably get more meat from a baby sparrow than a pygmy goat.