You’re worthless and WEAK!!
Hey, you can’t talk to our pledges like that!
drop And Give Me Twenty
Maybe the police were right. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
Well, obviously there’s only one thing to do.
ROAD TRIP
B-but this is my brother’s car!
Can you guess what I am?
Splaaaaat…
I’m a zit! :eek:
“That boy is a P-I-G* pig*!”
“Wormer, dead! Niedermeyer, dead!”
Remain calm! All is well!
I understand that the fraternity recently held a Roman toga party from which the Dean’s office received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion so profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.
Well, let’s look on the bright side- if this house is shut down, the guys can always go join up with Jugdesh, Muhammad, Calyton and Sidney.
Toga
Toga
Toga
Toga!
Toga!
Toga!
A little bit softer now…a little bit softer now…
A little bit louder now, a little bit louder now!"
Otis! My man!
We’ve already met.
Oh good! Then you’ll have lots to talk about.
Put a sock in it, boy. Or else you’ll be out of here like shit through a goose.
Well, it was time someone put his foot down. And that foot is me.