Police raid original 'Animal House' at Dartmouth

from here.

“they took the bar, man.”

(Downs fifth in one shot)

“Thanks, man, I needed that!”

I bet the cops even took the stuff that they didn’t steal.

there’s only one thing left to do.

This year’s homecoming parade is going to be fantastic.

It’s not over! Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain’t over now. 'Cause when the going gets tough . . .

the tough get going.


Quiet, he’s on a roll.

I bet they’re gonna be on double-secret probation from now on.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to police the dorms, son

He had no GPA

Robot HOUSE!!!

I think this situation calls for a really futile and stupid gesture on somebody’s part.

And we’re just the guys to do it.

Do you guys mind if I dance wit’ yo’ dates?

Why no!..Not at all!

Son, if I were you, I’d be…
…leaving! What a wonderful idea!

And if they perform a raid on one fraternity house, aren’t they impuning the whole fraternity sysytem? And in turn the whole country? Well I’m not not going to sit here and listen to them badmouth the United States of America!

May I have ten thousand marbles, please?

Cut the horseshit. I’ve got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.

Is there anything in the world you hate as much as this horse?

There WERE blanks in that gun!

Maybe he had a heart attack.