Politician me

Many times I’ve looked at my country’s Great Leader with reverence and awe, and though, “I can do better than this joker!”

Lately it occurred to me: why not?

So I’ve decided on a career in politics. I want to reach a position of Great Influence, maybe Prime Minister. I’m educated, intelligent, and personable, I have no skeletons in my closet. But my life thus far has had little political education, little political involvement, little networking and schmoozing with the right people. I also have this burning desire to avoid abject poverty in the pursuit of my ideals, so I’ll likely be starting out with a job in my field of education and moonlighting in the politics until that branch bears fruit.

What’s my career path? Where do I start? Who do I meet? And for the bonus point, what should I be reading in my spare time?

How old are you?

Working on campaigns and volunteering would be what I would suggest. Buying plates at local party events. Joining the military might help pad your résumé.

I’m in my late 20s.

Buying plates? Surely not collectibles; you mean paying to attend party functions, right? Seems a good way to meet the movers and shakers. It raises the question, though: how do I pick a party? How do I pick a specific chapter of that party? How do I decide which politician I want to campaign/volunteer for? Or can I get involved in a non-partisan way until I’ve solidified my allegiances? (I’m a fairly centre-line individual in my political views, but I’m sure my opinions will go through some solidifying as I learn the issues more thoroughly.)

Do a lot of politicians go the military route? I’d rather avoid that, it’s more of a commitment than I’m prepared to make until I’ve learned the ropes and decided that this career holds promise for me.

I guess a big part of starting out, for me, is getting my feet wet without making any decisions that have long-term ramifications. I don’t want to ally myself to the wrong people or burn any bridges until I’ve explored what I’m all about.

WOW. I picture you laughing on the other end. While I believe a few bad choices give a lot of politicians a bad rep, it is a very honorable position requiring a lot of commitment. Granted, most politicians now have very little military service compared to years ago, but I have a feeling that is going to change in the years to come. If you do not want to make a commitment to the military, how would you make one to become a politician.
Maybe I am ranting and raving…
There are cases where 18 year olds have become mayors of small towns, and served on city council. Most have done the door-to-door campaigns and are usually in small towns. I do not know what effect this will have on a political campaign. Start looking at bios of politicians you admire and see what route they went. Ivy league schools, perhaps? Law degrees?
As to what party you would choose, yeah, you really are starting at ground zero, aren’t you? I would say that would go along with what you believe? Most democrats are pro-choice, most republicans not; most democrats are viewed as more leaning to minorities while republicans are not; this could go on forever.
Maybe you can see both sides of each party and decide to be a Libertarian (spelling), become a Ross Perot. But it is hard to get backing that way.
Good luck in your politican endeavors!

Regarding the military, I just know that it always comes up in Presidential elections. I have no clue about PMs. So it may be a bigger deal here than where you are.

And yes, by buying plates I meant going to fundraisers. Though you might want to try volunteering first.

I wouldn’t worry about partisan involvement. You could read up on the parties and pick one, or just pick one randomly and from there learn about it. You’re probably not going to have a big impact right off the bat and if you decide that another party is better, you just go to them and say, “I used to be with party X, but what you’ve got to say makes much more sense.”

I have an old frat brother who was very involved in politics. His brother was running for State Senate, not in my district but in one “near” by me. Since I’m unemployed, I decided to help out. They had me put out yard signs and then I went door-to-door to hand out literature (propaganda??). I got to meet people and got invited to a election-night party party (ha!). Did I have an impact on the election? It was a close one, so maybe I did.

I don’t know how frequent your elections are, but that sort of thing would be a good start, I’m sure. In the meantime you could do a little research into which party you think you wish to work with. There’s probably some sort of party head-quarters you can telephone, or even go on the Internet. Once you locate an HQ, tell them you wish to volunteer. I’m sure they’ll love to have any help they can get.

I just googled for “british green party” and got this: www.greenparty.org.uk

Here’s labour: www.labour.org.uk

Here’s conservative: www.conservatives.com

So in a nut shell, I’d say: take a little time to see which party’s policies you most agree with, then contact that party and ask to volunteer. If you start volunteering locally, then maybe you’ll have a better chance of getting a local office which you can use to springboard to greater things.

I recall when I took judo that my instructor said that getting the black belt wasn’t the biggest thrill, rather it was the green (first) belt that really meant the most. It was the same for me (though I didn’t make it to black). I think the hardest part will be picking a part and walking through the door to volunteer. Once you’ve done that, they’ll be able to help you get to where you want to go.

I hope that helps. Not very specific – sorry about that.

LanceUSMC, you’re right that I am starting from ground zero – mostly. When I say I don’t want to commit I don’t mean never, I just mean now. Why should I go full-bore into a career before I’m sure it’s the career I want? And while I don’t know which party I want, I have opinions on the major issues. However, my opinions don’t necessarily slot me straight into one party or another; I agree with both major parties on differing issues. And, like most people, I haven’t done huge research on the issues themselves, so it may turn out that my opinions change as I learn more.

js_africanus, I’m north of you, not east, but thank you for the links all the same. I suspect military experience is not a prerequisite for Canadian politics; though I would have to brush up on my French. Your suggestions, though, are very helpful, so thank you. You’ve also made me realize that a big part of politicking may involve harassing people who may not want to hear what I have to say. I’ll have to think about that. In the meantime I’ll be exploring volunteering opportunities.

This is really more an IMHO thing.

Canadian?! That changes everything.

Ha. Just kidding.

I’m sure politics involves a lot of stuff like bothering people, or being bothered by them, but I suppose every job has its downside. Good luck!

Sure it changes everything… but I’m good at apologizing, and I can say “aboot” if I concentrate.

Sorry aboot that last joke, I didn’t mean to offend any Canadians. Je m’excuse, eh?

:smiley:

Speaking as someone who works in politics, I feel the moral duty to do the following:

[Bucket of Cold Water ON]

Why exactly do you want to be involved in politics? I might be reading into things, but when you said in your OP that you thought your Great Leader was a joker, it sounds like you are quite ambitious… perhaps too ambitious? If you’re looking at going into politics because you think everyone else is a bunch of jokers, and you can outsmart them well, I’d say think twice about it.

Part of the game is losing… a lot. You lose elections, you lose money, you lose debates, you lose the respect of some people… at times, it can be an awful lot like being on that little league soccer team I was on that was like 0-16, and lost every game like 12-3. The more important that you become, the more people will write and tell you that you’re in idiot. Contrary to conventional wisdom, you will not have the reassurances of frequent polls that will confirm that you have the support of your constituency. The first signs that you might be reviled will likely be rude phone calls at your office (which occur even if you are well-loved) followed by a trouncing at the next election.

Unless you have a pretty strong idea of what is wrong with your community (ie, not your country and not the world), some ideas on how to fix it, and you have a thick enough skin (or perhaps dumb enough?) to let all the criticism that comes with the territory to just roll off your back, or the extraordinarily rare talent, that perhaps one in ten million possess, to use your wits to charm the pants off just about any critic who meets you in person, I’d say politics may not be the greatest career choice. There’s a lot of blowhards in politics, yes, but my view is that they make the world a worse place to live, and I’d rather not have more of them around.

[Cold Water OFF]

If you’re really serious about politics, here’s a few ways how to start. Since you’re going to be working in education, you might think about becoming active in your local teacher’s union. See what they do and show up every time. Meet everyone and volunteer to do things that others don’t want to do… organize the call lists, count receipts, etc until you can work your way into the leadership. Talk to the union president about running for the school board. Hit up your friends for money - ask for $75, and count yourself lucky if you get $20. (Get used to this.) Go to city hall, read the election laws, register to run for the school board, print up a bunch of signs, visit all your neighbors and shake their hands. You’re young, so that’s a good start… you can see if you like what you’re doing. It’s small potatoes, yes, but if you do that well - as in, you make your constituents happy by making improvements to local schools - voila, you have a issue to run on for city council. Don’t worry right now about running for Parliament or whatever… since you don’t even know what party you should belong to, start realizing that you won’t be a good candidate for another 15-25 years.

A couple notes: if you like working with the teacher’s union, you’ll probably fall into a party affiliation with them. If you think they’re all suckers, join the other party. Also, learn how to give a speech. Take a drama class or join the Toastmasters. If you know how to add some flair to your speaking, people remember you, and they might even listen to what you have to say.

Finally, check out “How to Run for Local Office : A Complete, Step-By-Step Guide that Will Take You Through the Entire Process of Running and Winning a Local Election” by Robert Thomas… on Amazon.com. It’s somewhere to start.

Ravenman, I understand the cold water. My joker comment was more of a “doesn’t everybody think this” comment than a real criticism. To be honest, I don’t know if I have the thick skin, and I don’t think I’m quite dumb enough… pretty dumb, but not that dumb. I also recognize that heading for something like Prime Minister is a very long-term proposition; I have no illusions about that.

Your comments on how to start are very helpful. My involvement in education has not been as a teacher, but as a university student, but nonetheless getting involved in organizations related to my field of work is certainly a way to get started. I’ll also take a look at the book. Thanks.