Crazyhorse Johnson’s right!
You’re ALL completely missing it! Whoosh!
What exactly is that large orange-ish halo above his eyebrows and ears? Is that supposed to be his head? Or is it some kind of cowboy hat? Notice also that a piece of it is visible behind his back, just below his armpit. (ETA: Here’s the picture link again for your reviewing convenience.)
His head is drawn to look like the head of a penis!THAT’s why it’s NSFW! (Somebody tell pkbites: This is the kind of thing a fucking pussy would know.)
This?
Is this some weird Dr. Seuss spoof?
I’m not offended in the rain
I’m not offended on a train
I’m not offended if it’s a tattoo
You zealous offenderati, you
I’m not offended by this man
I’m not offended, Yosemite Sam.
…and I’m a crazy anti-gun nut.
Obama’s re-election has clearly driven pkbites over the edge of sanity. First of all there were his paranoid threads on “Obamacare” in GQ - see especially the first, locked, one, but the second, somewhat cleaned up version was still crazy - and now this!
Thank-you. My creative juices just weren’t sufficiently warmed up yet.
No kidding! I’d be offended at that too… (or not).
Was said “pussy” offended at what desecration of Mel Blanc’s memory you were carrying out via said image? Or maybe he/she doesn’t like you and thought that was a good excuse instead.
What in the rackin’ frackin’ Sam Hill are you talkin’ about?
I’m not offended by the image in the link. It’s Post #1 in this thread that offends me. The mere fact that such an inane ramble is #1 is offensive.
If I counted the questions in the OP correctly, my answers are no no no no no no no no no no. Sorry if I missed one. And the OP really owes us a story.
I find that image obnoxious and ugly but that’s an aesthetic judgement. I have no idea who Yosemite Sam is.
No.
Overall, in general, no.
No.
No.
No.
No.
What?
I haven’t aborted any children, so I guess I’ll consider the two children I have. Anyway, no.
No.
No.
No.
Still no.
Glad I could clear that all up for you. Let me know if you need anything else from me.
Of COURSE I’m offended!
It’s always bothered me that Yosemite Sam doesn’t have a head. He doesn’t even have a complete face. He’s got a mouth, a nose, eyes, ears and a LOT of hair --Mustache, huge eyebrows. We know from the one where Bugs poured red ink on him to convince him he’d been shot that he’s got hair in the back, too. But you couldn’t provce it to me that he actually has a head. That ain’t natural, even for a cartoon.
I know that Friz Freleng wanted to give Bugs a different foil besides Elmer Fudd, but he went too far with his Headless Texan.
The guns and the temper are OK, though. I’m not one of your mindless Freleng-haters.
Lil’Christ Child sounds like a cuddly toy!
pkbites, if you are ever around western PA we should hoist a few. You’re getting stuck with the tab, though.
Comes free in a box of Redemption Cheerios breakfast cereal…
I can be offended by anything if I think about it. I guess ole Sam pisses me off because individuals with loud voices and/or mustaches plus a fixation with deadly force piss me off. If he weren’t funny he’d actually be dangerous.
I am not offended by the image, but anyone who has it as a tattoo or has mudflaps on a vehicle with less than 10 wheels should have been aborted.
Let’s just go ahead and say that pretty much everybody** isn’t **offended by it.
Now will you explain why you posted your little survey?
Or are you going to follow with some other survey like maybe -
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Do ducks make you uncomfortable?
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Have you ever been worried that the earth will run out of oxygen?
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Are you offended when french fries are served with hamburgers?