If you can’t find them there, try WalMart, where prices on crazy people are falling every day.
I’ve got that pencilled in for about 15 years from now. 
That’s why I like WalMart. It’s so crowded that you can just blend in and hide from the crazy folks. Aldi’s is just…blergh…eastern bloc circa 1980 or something. It’s always kind of empty, so there’s no escaping the talkative freaks.
Like I’ve always said…“The Parents Television Council: A club for people who’s parents wouldn’t let them watch Jonny Quest.”
Just don’t start a thread about said meltdown in the event he gets banned.
The OP is now veering into Victoria Jackson levels of crazy.
We Brits love a good double entendre…
I was at a comedy club (in a mall in Santa Rosa, fer gawd’s sake) years and years ago, and one comic derided a recent complaint that had surfaced that Porky Pig was demeaning to people who stutter: “Porky Pig is no more a slur against people who stutter than Yosemite Sam is a slur against gay people!”
A long beat; total, bewildered silence in the crowd. Finally, the comic speaks: “I’m just just messin’ with ya. You should have seen the look on some of the faces here – ‘What? Sam’s gay?’ 'Bout half of ya were ready to run out to the parking lot and rip the mudflaps off your trucks, am I right?”
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Me too. I liked to imagine he had an Australian cousin called Vegemite Vic.
Over sensitive nutter with a gun. (And maybe a willingness to brandish it, to intimidate? Was that this Doper? I can’t recall now.)
Someone didn’t like your tat, get over it!
You weren’t ‘threatened’ or ‘under attack’.
She’s just freakin’ oversensitive. There is lots of such people around. Like you. You’d think oversensitive nutters would cut each other a little more slack as a professional courtesy.
Nah, they’re like betta fish. You can’t have more than one in the same tank or they’ll just nip each other to death, even though it benefits neither fish. It’s [del]betta[/del] better not to let them even see each other or they’ll knock themselves silly hurling themselves at the glass trying to get at each other.
See, if you would have just told this story in the OP, everyone would have known where you were coming from, and you would have a much more enjoyable Pit experience, with more sympathetic answers. Questions about an offensive image are just kind of mystifying, because they just made me stretch for situations where that image would be offensive (on a T-shirt at the funeral of a gunshot victim? Replacing Christ on the Cross above the alter? If my husband wanted to get an 8-foot mural for the living room?)
Ahem. YOSEMITE Sam. That would be California, not Texas.
It’s just a name. The character was based on a Texas Ranger who was a family friend of Chuck Jones’ (and was originally slated to be named “Texas Tiny”).
Yosemite Valley may be in California, but Yosemite Sam is an over-the-top Texan personality, right down to his non-Californian accent.
Only for now. First secession, then expansion. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Maybe they were offended by the gay marriage thing, and his ties to Islamic extremists.
But he did mellow somewhat in his old age and even served as UN Ambassador for a time.
I died.
Yeah, you really outdid yourself with those. Bravo.
Were you carrying a weapon that you believed was concealed?