Poll: Can you defend yourself?

I’m leaning toward “no,” since I’ve never been in a fight in my life and have very little in the way of muscle. But I got a good strong set of teeth, and I’m pretty scary when I’m angry, so maybe that’ll deter somebody.

It can. It has many of mine. I consider that a price I had to pay for a life I wanted to live and a career I love. My job changed me, but only a little. I was a little hard already. I just… Sharpened.

I haven’t been in a fight in forever, but I’m in pretty good shape, and I think that if someone threatened me or my family I’d go cornered wolverine on their ass, so I’m voting yes.

I’m small, so I’d probably attempt to slip between their legs and run away screaming.

The problem is I suck at long distance running, so if they continued to pursue me beyond a few hundred meters, I’d be toast.

If push came to shove, I’d try to cling to their back and rip out chunks of their throat with my teeth.

(I clicked “no”.)