Poll: Doin' it with socks on

I have a lisp. Can we call it something else?

It feels weird to have socks on without clothes on. If my clothes are off my socks are off. I guess I’d rather my partner’s socks be on. Most guys just don’t take good care of their feet like we do.

I had a friend in college who had an ingrown toenail problem on one foot. He would never take his socks off in front of anyone, and he always made a big deal about wearing slippers or something even around the dorm, even when it was hot.

I asked him about it, and he said he was really embarrassed about his left foot because of the toenail.

Me: “What about sex, do you take off your socks for sex, at least?”

Him: “Not the left one!”

So I guess what I’m saying is that a naked guy in socks is better than a naked guy in A sock.

  1. Male or female?
    Male

  2. Do you ever leave your socks on during sex?
    Yes, sometimes, see below.

2a. If so, does this bother your partner?
Not bother, so much as she thinks a guy in just socks is the funniest thing ever. When I learned this, I made it a point to, whenever possible, appear nude but for socks, and cry out “Woo Hoo!” to make her look over and bust up laughing. So every now and again, I ‘forget’ them so that afterward, I can point down and say “Look, Socks.”

  1. Does your partner ever wear socks during sex?
    Nope, she can’t wait to get them off, if she’s even worn any.

3a. If so, does this bother you?
Nope, I can’t remember if she ever has, but probably not, and It would bother me not.