Yeah, I just love that one. I knew the slang meaning but thought it also referred to actually flying a kite and mentioned that the whole family should go out in the desert and Chuk Wao. Unfortunately, my mother-in-law, a stern and elderly lady, my wife, and my 18 year-old daughter were in the car with me. :o The trip home was very quiet.
As has been pointed out around here, anything can sound dirty if said right:
"She’s…redecoration her den :eek: "
"He’s…adjusting his carborator :eek: :eek: :eek: "
But I do think they’re a too much tip to the side of guys masturbating. We need to work up some more female terms…how about dunking the little man in the boat?
None of the above. I’m afraid you have to brush up on your 1950s kid’s shows.
It was gravel-voiced Andy Devine, and his show was The Andy Devine Show, not Howdy Doody. the 50s were filled with many now-forgotten children’s programming – Rootie Kazootie, Winky Dink and You, Ding Dong School, and many far more obscure. Howdy Doody and Mickey Mouse were not the sole rulers.
A local radio personality by the name of Daria O’Neil once did a fabulous bit on 94.7 NRK entitled “101 Euphemisms for Female Masturbation” that I’d give a nickel to have a copy of (along with recordings of the “Mark Trail” segments her brother did,) but alas it seems to have dropped from the face of the planet. A couple I remember were:
Polishing the O’Keefe
Parting the Meat Curtains
It went on forever and nearly caused me to wreck my vehicle from laughing so hard…