Another thread about a guy who masturbates four times a day got me to wondering how many expreessions there are in popular culture for masturbation.
Your contributions are welcome. Here are some I have heard.
Strangling the snake
Milking the snake
The puking lizard
The five-fingered date
The cheap date
Jerking off
Whacking off
Striking oil
priming the pump
In French:
Se crosser (somehow related to Lacrosse)
Se passer un Willy
IT WOULD ESPECIALLY BE FUN TO KNOW IF SOME EXPRESSIONS ARE LOCAL, E.G., THE US SOUTH, ENGLAND, EUROPE.