Another thread about a guy who masturbates four times a day got me to wondering how many expreessions there are in popular culture for masturbation.
Your contributions are welcome. Here are some I have heard.
Strangling the snake
Milking the snake
The puking lizard
The five-fingered date
The cheap date
priming the pump
Se crosser (somehow related to Lacrosse)
Se passer un Willy
IT WOULD ESPECIALLY BE FUN TO KNOW IF SOME EXPRESSIONS ARE LOCAL, E.G., THE US SOUTH, ENGLAND, EUROPE.