Heathersprovides appropriate conceptual reply: Using chainsaw, gently sodomize undersigned.
Disco wasn’t evil! Disco very enjoyable. Dancing very arduous cardiac workout. Saying ooha-ooha! Remembering compositions circa 1979. Remember Disco Inferno? Also Donna Summer contributed greatly. Many bodies moving against another. Very sweaty! Very sexy! Going homeward, beside virtual stranger, anticipating orgasms!
Disco wasn’t evil!
Disco wasn’t evil within timeframe referred. Sweating, bumping, grinding accomplished personally also.
::shudder::
Disco absorbed evil throughout decades, notwithstanding curious fleeting resurgence, becoming, today, laughable. Opinion humbly UncleBill’s. Insult unintended.
Returning again into sexual theme mrvisible suggested, newsflash update! Absolutley unchanged! Apparently requires additional attempts, undying desire, actually asking questions regarding dating potential. Learning slowly. Acceleration increasing along similar rates compared against desperation! Lookout below! Women Beware! UncleBill getting randy!
Feeling concerned about message sequence participation dissipation. Humbly request revival. Sadly, cannot contribute sexual anecdotes.
Perhaps, Spoonbender, UncleBill, appropriately-themed message responses properly include imaginary, although creatively constructed, sexual encounters.
Upon reading previous postings, consider oneselves invited herewith- indulge present audience’s evidently ravenous sexual appetite.
Everyone- permit creative juices freedom! Enthrall Dopey readers! Induce member engorgement! (Forgiveness requested; offense unintended.)
Acquiescence assumed- eagerly awaiting voluminous explicit exploit contributions.
Ahem…
Pausing suggestively, Madam Walshinghamtonshire unfastened layered lingere lingeringly. Frederick Stephensvilleson watched amazed, feeling tumescence begin rapidly engorging nether regions. Candlelight flickered over heaving, voluptuous breasts bared temptingly, causing Frederick consternation.
Whatever occurred within Madam’s chambers tonight, Frederick understood instinctively, everything within previous experiece bordered upon paling into insignificance.
Meanwhile, distantly, subzero lupine mammals howled eerily…
Fascinating concept. Outrageous interpretations, albeit overwhelmingly amusing results. Superfluity prevails; grandiosity abounds. Result: outlandish comedic complexities. Bravo.
Serenity,
TN*hippie
Grammar’s fumblerule: Never employ polysyllabic language replacing diminuative expressions (Annie-Xmas using office’s dictionary during boring Saturday morning).
Apologies: Newspaper columnist William Safire deserves credit regarding Grammar’s fumblerules concept.
Attempting poetic inscription…
Failure somewhat inducing conniption.
Rhyming sesquipedalians
produces rather alien
verses patently defying description.
Egads! Challenging artform
Requires strenuous brainstorm.
Excruciating verses
Produce muttered curses,
Humbling intellectual earthworm.
Amazing iambic pentameter. Actually, Wastrel only joking. Finding typing messages becomes exceedingly difficult without Webster.
UncleBeer, comraderie accepted. Syntax prevents elaborated greeting. Wastrel commends UncleBeer’s elite grammatical talent. Leaving before sanity escapes Wastrel perpetually.
Extended syllabical phrasing
Requires mental efforts amazing.
Moreover, poetics
Inspire frenetic
Searches within various reference volumes pursuing appropriately clever synonyms falling within previously defined metric/rhyming structures; author subsequently acknowledges ignominious defeat.
Pondering personal puzzlement.
Bizarre baffling bewilderment.
Inner voices screaming
Obscene expression meaning
(Paraphased) Fornicating bovine excrement!
Alluring dopers
excellent entertainment
preventing working
Assuming Wastrel’s original intention apparently intended toward UncleBill, reasoning being UncleBeer continues conspicuous absence, heartfelt welcome returned, accompanying sultry proposition regarding dinner, assuming feminine gender assignment ala Wastrel. UncleBill’s preferences strictly heterosexual.
Questioning WASTREL’S condition?
Perhaps propositioning Wastrel frightened other posters away. Apologies abound, propositions available indiscriminately (offense unintended, honeybumpkins). Equal opportunity flirter, (within wimmins confines only). Banishment beyond primary screenshot unnecessary, postings require constant attention, unless deceased condition desired. Killers unwanted. Lubricate cerebrum, imbibe cervezas. Presidente Cerveza (Dominican Republic) imbibing occuring tonight. Rejoice! Celebrate! Propogate multiple postings within specific forum designed around polysyllabic verbage only!
Alas, UncleBill…
Zyada’s online flirtation exclusively light-duty(blowing kisses, promising spankings) : vancouverite rjk receives Zyada’s deeper affections. However, future mutual dopefests highly recommended.
(reply delay indicates polysyllabic difficulties - hallelujah, thesaurus!)
Alas, Zyada, forlornly looking upon Shayna’s People Pages again, memories return concerning personally imposed regulations regarding flirtation. Married, including otherwise attached, wimmins exist outside boundaries. Lawsuits, shotgun injuries avoided herein. Playfullness (seriously, promise spankings?) allowable, however. Warning concerning unpredictable behavior attending Dopefests, witnesses attending Spiffled freely attest.
Blissfully unknowing Wastrel’s current marital condition, (including gender position) intelligent decision includes continues pursuit! (“intelligent” definition questionable concerning cerebellum location, atop shoulders? Below bellybutton?) Questions answerable solely within Wastrel’s capability.
Fully eighteen minute indicator revolutions about timepiece frontage, without another posting? Lunar movement, solar rising, movement between horizons, setting, totally encompassing temporal passage! Solely UncleBillcontributing? Challenge unmet? Thesaurus usage acceptable, people. Continue posting (stated pleadingly)? Loneliness abounds otherwise. Darkess, silence, alone. Hello? Anyone?