Polytheism. That noble institution.
The worship of Parrots.
That’s pollythism. Polytheism is the worship of things that are round and roly.
What kind of cracker would join a religion like that?
The the the the true practice of polytheism is one of the the the the the great lost arts in the the history of the the the the the the the world.
At least there is inarguable proof of Pollytheism. Here is actual film of the leading disciples discussing the resurrection of the major deity.
Is Pollyanna it’s supreme leader?
It’s better than monotheism. I don’t know why anyone would worship a contagious viral disease anyway.
Good illustration of why the world switched to atheism.
Olie be His name.
Polytheism is good. If one deity is constipated, others may flow freely. But if only one deity is around, beware.
Polytheism is good. If you admit others exist, you can’t just ravage and slaughter in the name of your “true” god.
Polytheism is good. When you run out of sacrifices for some gods, others will gladly take the juicy leftovers.
Polytheism is good. You can cast model figurines of many divinities and sell them online as a matched set.
Polytheism is good. With enough holy days to take off for celebratory rituals, there’s no time for employment.
I’m down for any religion that doesn’t need ironing.
Reading this thread makes me miss Polycarp. 
Some really famous people are practicing atheists.
Monotheism went out when stereos came in.
Yeah, but I think I’ll take up henotheism
Have they made it to Carnegie Hall?
Regards,
Shodan
This sentence, altough monoteist is not atheist.
My own post, instead, is truly atheist (if you ignore quoted text)
Become an agnostic, like me, and worship Agnost.
We can’t get together for worship, because we have no idea where to go. Or when.
That depends on what the meaning of “a” is.
I’m picturing that standard trope of a person with a little angel on one shoulder talking into one ear, and a little devil on the other shoulder talking into the other ear. That’s stereotheism.