Poodle Swollen Vulva

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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So I’m doing a Google search this morning for information on the Poodle SSLv3 vulnerability.

I get as far as typing “poodle vuln” and Google helpfully suggests that I’m searching for “Poodle Swollen Vulva.”

No.

No, I wasn’t.

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Band…oh never mind.

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Ok, fuck it, I’ll say it…

Band name!
Damnit! Ninja’d.

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[QUOTE=PlainJane]
Ok, fuck it, I’ll say it…

Band name!
Damnit! Ninja’d.
[/QUOTE]

Your going to get a letter from the attorney representing the Swollen Poodle Uvulas

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Whatever you do, don’t google Vulva Teen Rabbit.

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…who work a different end of the street.

Yip!

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Well, now. You know Google knows everything about you.

Just what kind of searches have you been doing lately, hmm?

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If your poodle vuln is swollen, stop having hex with it.

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Bricker, this should be what you were looking for. It’s from the IT dept at my job.

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SDMB - Your source for tiny dog porn since 1973.
It took a while but we got there.

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Here’s why I clicked on this thread.

I have a new dog. It looks like its made of spare parts from various breeds. Lets just say one part looks way out of scale.

When I saw this thread I thought “Hmmm, this might explain things”

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Oh, come on. You know this vulnerability is caused by your computer being in heat. She’ll say anything to get some.

(Seriously, that’s probably why it would be swollen. I learned with my rescued chihuahua, the first female dog we’ve owned in ages.)

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From the thread title, I honestly thought that Bricker had a veterinary question about his poodle.

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Well yesterday I was using my husband’s iPhone and typed a message to his boss (I was going to do an errand for the company very quickly that evening). I mentioned I didn’t know the new code to the whorehouse.

No, I meant WAREhouse.:smack:
Good thing his boss has a sense of humour.

Now I kind of sort of wonder about what my husband is texting to others on his phone.
:smiley:

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Thanks much – but my question was: has anyone figured out an iptables rule that can kill SSLv3 at the firewall but leave TLS passing through?

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See

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Awesome – thanks! So SSLv3 is 0x0300 for the version in the handshake. That’s exactly what I was looking for – I found another resource in the interim but it just gave me a suggested iptables rule without explaining WHY it worked. Thanks!!

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Waitaminute …

Is there a poodle with a swollen vulva, or someone whose vulva is swollen by a poodle?

Please answer this in some coded language that I can’t understand, because I just realized I don’t really want to know the answer.

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Splitters!