Ahhh Eve darling…Thank you getting my mind off the fact that I will be pushing out a baby the size of a small turkey soon. I needed a good laugh.
I love your threads 
WARNING: Link contains an image of an ovine rectal prolapse.
I got a mod warning once for drunkenly linking to an image of a human rectal prolapse, but in that case it was sort of a free-association deal, and not in a thread about actual rectal prolapses, so I think this’ll be okay. Still, you probably shouldn’t click on it unless you really want to see a picture of a really nasty-looking sheep’s asshole. Which you probably don’t.
Rectal prolapse is a huge problem for grain-fed cattle, and to some degree sheep.)
The picture in the above link is sort of a wide shot and may not be totally helpful in getting an idea of what butt prolapses look like. If you’re really brave, you an do a google image search for “rectal prolapse” and get an eyeful of a wide variety of misplaced rectums up close and personal. Don’t do this if you ever want to truly enjoy another sausage roll in your life, though.
Uh, I hate to be a bummer, but did you know that rupture of the perineum during difficult deliveries, (particularly of exceptionally large infants) is a frequent cause of…
Nah, never mind. You don’t want to hear that.
Huh! Prolapse? I prefer amateur-lapses, myself. They’re more real, somehow.
When you think of faggots and rectums, think of the Doody family.
Would a butt plug help hold a loose rectum in place?
Nah, I think the result would be sort of like a really ugly Bobblehead doll.
It occurred I should probably explain that to those who haven’t read those threads; it’s about this British family and their food tastes.
Of course, that brings to mind the Fisher Price toy where you pull the string and listen to animal sounds.
"The lamb says… ‘Ow! Stop pulling on my goddamn rectum!’"
The Bender family of Bummers Hill were totally robbed in that competition.