A “New baby” announcement was just e-mailed to everyone here at work.
The name of the new sprog: Piper Gaby Smith*
*Only the surname Smith is made up. The rest is real.
To the parents, I give you this as a welcome gift: :wally with a side order of: :rolleyes:
I’m sorry to report that stupid baby names are not limited to celeb couples. This frightening trend is infiltrating among us “normals” too. Well, at least among the stupid ones who think it’s really clever to give their offspring “unique” names.
Welcome to the world, Piper Gaby. May your sex-ambiguous, unique name serve you well until you turn 18 and can legally change it.
Feel free to post other dumb names you’ve come across recently.