Pop N Play Pimples and Pop It Pal Fake Zits

Search isn’t working for me and I’ve been away for quite awhile. Mods please remove if a thread already exists.

I know how much Dopers love a good zit popping story/video. When I saw the commercial for these things I couldn’t help but think of you guys. :smiley: Imagine my surprise when I found another type as I looked up the first one. Pretend pockets of pus for people’s picking pleasure. What will they think of next?

There’s always this game

Sorta fun, but not easy for me without a mouse. For some reason I’ve just never gotten that good with the laptop’s touch pad. I really thought there would be more interest or commentary on this. Don’t we usually get 2-3 TMI zit threads a year? I was all set to read more gory stories or at least some hilarious mockery of these things. :(:(:frowning:

I guess now that it’s gone mainstream it’s not cool anymore. I should have known the fun was over when I saw that Dr. Pimple Popper special on TLC.

Your Mom: If all your friends were jumping off a bridge would you do it too?

Hipster Doper: Oh please! I’d be drowning in the river, with a broken leg AND a spinal cord injury, before they even got to the railing.

Found it again!!!

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=106449&highlight=pimple

I didn’t like pimples when I was young and making them a source of entertainment doesn’t improve my opinion.

That said, if you think popping human pimples are bad, try popping one on a cow: [[GRAPHIC] LARGEST PIMPLE ON COW POPPED!!!! - YouTube]]([GRAPHIC] LARGEST PIMPLE ON COW POPPED!!!! - YouTube) WARNING: probably NSFW and if you are eating anything and click on this I am not responsible for any reaction(s) you may have.