“We Built This City on an Abandoned Nuclear Waste Dump”
OK, Maybe Rock & Roll Wasn’t The Best Choice Of Foundations For A City by Starship.
Summer’s Not So Cruel Now That I Finally Bought A Damn Air Conditioner by Bananarama.
Also, Wayne’s World had a skit like this once. The only one I remember is their suggestion for REM’s “Losing My Religion”: Found My Religion, But Now Where Are My Keys?
Stupid Stupid Octuplets, the sequel to One is the Lonliest Number by Three Dog Night
In real life, George Harrison wrote a sequel to “Here Comes the Sun” called, appropriately, “Here Comes the Moon.”
You Know, I Didn’t Much Like That Sweater Anyway - Weezer
The Crops Are Starting to Die - Blind Melon
…Or Maybe I Had a Seizure - AC/DC
As It Turns Out, I’m Actually Quite Gullible - The Who
Bandaging Up My Feet - Annie Lennox
London Leaving a Voice Message - The Clash
And now for a dirty one:
I Told You, the Sun Gives Horrible Head - Elton John
I Guess There Was Some Corn Planted a Few Feet Over - The Beatles
Dang, Now I Have Gravel Stuck in my Bum - The Beatles
…And She Went Out In Handcuffs - The Beatles
Who Thought Pink Was a Good Colour, Anyhow? - John Mellencamp
Oh, 28, Thanks - Blink 182
Tiring Tuesday - The Bangles
…Is a Little Bit of Bone, and Soft Pink Brains - The Who.
Okay, It’s Really Over This Time. We’re Serious - The Who
It took me all day to get this one…and I’m a huge Who fan! :smack:
(It’s “Behind Blue Eyes”, for anyone else similarly stumped.)
Also from The Who:
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[li]“I Have Yet to Overcome My Inability to Elucidate”[/li][li]“Pinball Wizard vs. Pachinko Ranger”[/li][li]“You Can Stop Seeing and Feeling Me Now, Weirdo”[/li][/ul]
Buffy Sainte-Marie:
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[li]“Bury My Brain at Little Bighorn”[/li][/ul]
Leonard Cohen:
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[li]“Our Third Objective Will Be Taking Tokyo”[/li][/ul]
Allow me now to Muttleylaugh.
And allow me now to pass on Snoooooopy’s
From the rap world:
“Chips from the Bag” - to Cypress Hill’s “Hits from the Bong”
“Finally Up for Parole” (18 and Life)- Skid Row
“She Must’ve Changed Her Number” or “867-5309’s Been Disconnected” (Jenny)- Tommy Tutone
“Blue Snow” (Purple Rain)- Prince
“Don’t Need My Shades No More” (My Future’s So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades)- Timbuk 3.
“Need to Get Off This Damn Highway” (On the Road Again)- Willie Nelson
“Some Places I Still Haven’t Been” (I’ve Been Everywhere)- Johnny Cash
“Two” (One) Metallica
“I Just Got The Shit Kicked Out of Me, Even Though I Asked For It” (Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?)- Culture Club
A few more from the Beatles:
Luxembourgian Mahogany
Of Course It Can’t Bleeding Die- it’s a Date (or an Abstract Idea, if You Like)!
She’s on Slim-Fast Now, So It’s Better
We Can’t Work It Out, But I Can Kick Your Ass
Oh Good, Here’s the 910
I Take It Back- All You Need is Money
Ok, maybe it wasn’t irony. But a song titled Ironic that’s not Ironic is ironic. Isn’t it? - Alanis Morrisette
Ok, maybe just a little more of Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper
I’m pretty sure that Lon Chaney is dead too - Bauhaus
Dancing with a big group of people, although none of us is officially "with " each other - Billy Idol
Wednesdays aren’t so hot either - The Boomtown Rats
Chewing Nicorette in the Cubicle… Guess the song it’s a follow up to?
Marsie: Smokin’ in the Boy’s Room
Don’t you mean that it can’t know?
AwSnappity says:
Now that I don’t get. Unless both titles you posted are sequels to the same song.
I’ve Stopped Looking Because I No Longer Even Remember What I Was Looking For – U2
Yes, I Know I Said ‘Always’. I Say a Lot of Things When I’m High. – Whitney Houston
Gotcha Ya! – Outkast
AiiiiiI!!! It burns! It burns!
Rilch:
I Guess There Was Some Corn Planted a Few Feet Over follows Strawberry Fields Forever. It made sense in my brain, at least.
Ah. Thank you.