Pop songs in list format

Cafe Society
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I wish I’d thought of this:

totally just invented the best format for music EVER

It all just screams to be put into PowerPoint presentations.

2

I love it! ‘Flying bullets’ with corporate logos and everything!! It’s just a shame we can’t post more than snippets here:

3

That’s why I’m workin’ the public domain route.

Katie Casey
-baseball mad
–possible case of baseball fever, known symptoms:
—perfect attendance to games
—knowledge of players on first-name basis
—frequent arguments with umpire
–hobbies at game:
—going out with crowd
—buying peanuts and Cracker Jack
–indifferent towards returning home

The Railroad: Life While Working on It
-hours: all the live long day
-reason for employment there: just to pass time away
-employees unoften able to hear whistle blowing
-wake-up time: so early in the morn

“Dinah”-favorite engine or actual person?
-unable to hear captain shouting for her to blow horn, depite repititions of said cry
-often found in kitchen with unidentified banjo player, singing nonsensical song

4

OK, good option:

5

44 women:
• Deborah
-• Catholic
-• held out to bitter end
• Carla
-• different type
-• put it in
• Mary
-• black
-• afraid of her
• Susan
-• painted pictures
-• sat like Buddha

(Fill in the rest of the blanks yourself.)

6

Name
[ul][li]Luka[/li][/ul]
Location
[ul]
[li]Second floor[/li][li]Upstairs from you[/li][list]
[li]You’ve seen me before[/li][/ul][/list]
What you might hear late at night
[ul]
[li]Something[/li][list]
[li]Some kind of trouble[/li][li]Some kind of fight[/li][/ul][/list]
Requested action
[ul]
[li]Don’t ask me what it was[/li][/ul]

7

People and things that went before:

Places I’ll remember all my life
• changed
• gone
• remain

Lovers and friends
• dead
• living

< You

8

Characteristics of Purple People Eater
[ul]
[li]One eye[/li][li]One horn[/li][li]Flying[/li][/ul]

9

We are:

• the world
• the children
• the ones who make a brighter day

Signatories:

• Richie
• Jackson
• Wonder
et. al.

10

Things they can’t take away from me:

• the way you:
• wear your hat
• sip your tea
• the memory of all that

11

[ul]
[li]Mother:[/li][li]Tell your children not to:[/li][INDENT][li]Walk my way[/li][li]Hear my words[/li][INDENT][li]What they[/li][INDENT][li]Mean [/li][li]Say[/INDENT][/INDENT][]can you[/li][li]Keep them in the dark for life[/li][li]Hide them from the waiting world[/li][li]Tell your children not to [/li][li]hold my hand[/li][li]understand[/INDENT][/li][li]Father:[/li][li]Gonna:[/li][INDENT][li]Take your daughter out tonight[/li][li]Show her my world[/li][li]Do you wanna:[/li][li]Bang heads with me[/li][li]Feel everything[/INDENT][/li][li]Not about to:[/li][li]See your light[/li][li]I can show you:[/li][li]What it’s like[/li][INDENT][]Till you’re bleeding[/INDENT][/ul]

12

Action Item: Sedation

  • Time: 24 hours ago
  • To do: Nothing
  • To go: Nowhere
  • To put: Wheelchair
  • To get: The plane
13

Ok I couldn’t resist. Mother in Powerpoint format.

Save it to your desktop and view in Powerpoint as a slideshow.

14

Would do : [ul][li] Anything for love[/li][li]run right into hell and back,[/li][/ul]
Won’t do : [ul][li]forget the way you feel right now [/li][li]that[/li][/ul]
Some days [ul][li]dont come easy[/li][li]don’t come hard[/li][li]don’t come at all[/li][/ul]

15

Satisfaction

  Inability to obtain while

     Driving in car
     Watching television
     Riding around the world
     Doing this
     Signing that
     Trying to make some girl