Pope: Economic crisis helps us leave simple lives

That’s what i get for not reading the entire article for myself.

The Pope shook his head gravely. “No, my son… Fuck you.”

The humor of this punchline is derived from an assumption that the Pope doesn’t swear. It took me years to figure that out.

Reject Satan’s electricity! Candles are all we need.

What if your margin is 4.5%?

Internet posters, spending numerous hours typing messages critical of other people, today decried the Pope’s lack of concern for his fellowman.

Is that what this is about? Huh.

I thought it was about hypocrisy.

That’s the beauty of it though; it works both ways.

Aren’t a lot of the Vatican possesions actually artifacts on display, actually?

He could sell them on eBay.