Is the Pope Catholic? Jerome Corsi questions this Pope's Catholicism

Pope Francis, as an Archbishop in Argentina, made a lot of remarkable efforts to be Christian in the sense of being really nice to everybody – in particular, he cultivated friendships with non-Catholics – Jews, Protestants, Muslims, everybody. And since his election to the papacy, he appears to have cranked that to 11. Even gays and atheists might get into Heaven, pending God’s judgment, but the Pope (that is to say, the Bishop of Rome, who doesn’t even like the “Pope” title) won’t presume to judge. He might have been trained as a casuitical Jesuit, but he papally-named himself after the drunk-on-universal-love founder of the Franciscan Order (St. Francis of Assissi, the rather dotty saint who preached sermons to birds, and even revered as spiritual siblings such inanimate objects such as “Brother Sun” and “Sister Moon”). Pope Frank is too busy making phone calls to spiritually troubled Catholics to worry much about condemning anyone’s sins.

That apparently makes him suspect to Jerome Corsi (slimy greasy name-ending-in-a-vowel Dago-Wop-Guinea-Eyetie, ya know what they’re like, even the priests carry at least one knife, including most of the God-cursed Bishops of Rome and Whores of Babylon before JPII the stupid crude filthy Polack; but at least he wasn’t a motherfucking Mick like Bill O’Donohue). Story here. Not that Corsi actually says anything in this op-ed, he’s Just Asking Questions. Like Bill O’Donohue.

This Corsi is also (in)famous for Obama-bashing. But I don’t think he’s a Sedevacantist. Openly. Yet.

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So, we’ll see a new anti-pope?

Knowing Corsi I think he can believe that he could sneak the new anti-pope in the Vatican and make him touch the Pope in order to annihilate him. :stuck_out_tongue: <==== smilie directed at Corsi.

So where’s the Pope’s birth certificate, eh?

More importantly: does he shit in the woods?

I get the frustration. Where’s a Christian who enjoys exclusion supposed to go?

Technically only one in three Popes is Catholic. There’s also this guy and this guy.

And all three of them should get together to kick Corsi in the nuts.

Corsi believes that oil is generated by the Earth itself, as opposed to being the remains of biological material.

His opinions on the Pope’s Catholicity may safely be discarded.

I like that the holier-than-thou Corsi is on his second wife. (Mel Gibson was another Catholic for whom the Pope wasn’t Catholic enough, and then he divorced his wife and shacked up with his girlfriend.)

Someone’s askin’ for the ole’ bell book & candle.

Time to buy up property in Avignon?

Personally I prefer Peñíscola like the Pope Luna: the beach is better.

Mmm … penis cola …

Is this an ex-communicable offense?

And, of course, the One True Church has a lot of Popes, and so does the other One.

As any reader of the SDMB threads on Pope Frankie could tell you, the man has been mostly saying the same things that have been and remain the Church positions, just not in as much of an obnoxious censorial manner as has been done by others.

Well, if he keeps providing opinions, just random chance will have him eventually issue one that is is supported by reality. He just needs to keep trying.

Oh, I dunno. I think the number of non-real things he could base an opinion one are vastly greater than the more limited number of real things. Perhaps unreality is even infinite. Either way, I think it’s possible that in the limited time he has to voice opinions, he could very well only draw from the larger set.

Statistically.

Or some other thing to do with math.

More to the point, where’s his Baptismal certificate?

Of course, if his mom and aunt baptized him secretly in the kitchen sink, there won’t be any Baptismal certificate.

OK, there are seriously still antipopes running around? How delightfully medieval.