“If you like the taste of a processed cheese / Served on Fiesta ware, it’s sure to please.”
No, actually, the Carpenters’ Close to You is the kind of song Hal Kemp would have been happy to play, had it been written in 1936.
I had an idea to do a sequel of '80s and ‘90s music – Lloyd Webber’s Memory would have been vastly improved upon with a Guy Lombardo treatment, or perhaps They Might Be Giants’ Ball and Chain as a Casa Loma flag-waver.
I just heard, for the first time, this decidely uptempo ska remake of Smokey Robinson and the Miracles’ “Tears of a Clown”. Allmusic.com suggests that it is the English Beat’s version.
Hey now, hey now. I saw her last year and she did that version. I never could understand why Madonna’s career did so much better than hers. Up to me, things woulda been reversed.
Must we remember the day-glo abortion that was Mariah Carey covering “Bringing On the Heartbreak” by Def Leppard?
Or Britney Spears doing “Satisfaction,” “My Prerogative,” “The Beat Goes On,” or any other things that make me want to drive a steak knife into my ear?