Squish! Squish! Squish!
Ahhhh…I love the sound of a crunchy bug under my fist. Hahahahahahaha!
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News Flash:
While I was tabulating the votes, Chuck has somehow flown the coop, probably to plot his revenge against me for putting his fate up for vote. I’ve failed you all. I am truly sorry. I will now commit hari kari.
<looks around>Anybody want to stop me? Anybody want to say, “It’s not worth it! You’re too intelligent, charming and handsome to do this! Please, have my children!”
Anybody?
Um, okay, Breckinshire, would you like to live and bear my children? Um, you’re a woman, right?
Breck?
No, that’s wrong–try this:
Party per bend sinister wavy bendy sinister wavy vert & or, & sable, in fess point a demi-pellet en soleil inverted & bendwise sinister issuant from the party, in sinister base a roundel bendy sinister wavy vert & or.
No, I’m not a woman, and now that I’ve reread my post, I can see how it sounds.
Hari Kari, here I come…
Um, Breckenshire :rolleyes: nah, forget hari or kari, and slice up some cheese, and have some crackers. I mean, be proud, you got everyone more excited about you electing to put down a mosquito/fly than most people feel about the upcoming election!!
Be Proud!! But, if you commit hari kari, be sure and wear a helmet 
“Um, according to who? Nothing more than a high brow troll, though occasionally the bi polar personality swung in a constructive direction on innocuous topics.” Omniscient
what you have there is a mosquito eater …I love those insects in the summer time, they eat up all the other annoying pests…just free him and let him do his thing…its kinda cool to see it hangin on your wall all day
It’s “hara-kiri”. Get it right! Or better yet, get it wrong, and then do it out of shame for not knowing the correct name of your suicide technique!
Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.
Breck, I think you should forget about Chuck, the spiderweb and hara-kiri, and just with the “have a beer” idea.
Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
Hey, I like that hat, man. They sell men’s clothes where you got that?
Fuck Chuck. I hate mosquitoes. And anything else that flies around and bugs and stings or bites and shit like that.
Kill it, even though it will do no good, it will make you feel better.
At least I’ll feel better.
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
still huffing helium from the balloon post in GQ
Help meeeeeeee…
Help meeeeeeee…
All I wanna do is to thank you, even though I don’t know who you are…
Just be glad I didn’t say “Harry Carey”.
*“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop to look around once in a while you could miss it.” - Ferris Bueller
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