Porn disappears. What effect has it on the economy & society in general?

Let’s say the mischievous omnipotent imp from my last thread decides, rather than to isolate all the world’s nation’s states from one another, to screw with humanity by interfering with filmed screwing. With a snap of his/her/its fingers, the imp removes all pornography–photographic, cinematic, and literary–from the world, and also makes it impossible to create any more. Oh, it’s still POSSIBLE to get a college girl drunk and persuade her to make out with her sorority mate, but your camera won’t record the action; and when you try to write it down, the pen runs out of ink or the hard drive crashes, etc.

For purposes of this exercise, we’ll define phoographic porn as any photograph at least as explicit as those in the first issue of Playboy; cinematic porn as any movie your average video store would today stock in a section restricted to patrons over 18; and literary porn as any book that would currently be stocked at the Erotica section at Barnes & Noble. Forms of porn currently illegal, like bestiality and kiddie porn, are also obliterated and made impossible to replicate. But movies like, oh, Personal Best (where the sex is subordinate to the plot) are still allowed, as are paintings like The Turkish Bath. Oh, and the imp also smites Liberty University, the studios of the 700 Club, and Tim LaHaye’s house with flaming meteors, just to make sure no one misunderstands its motives. It’s not being judgmental; it’s just screwing with us to see what would happen.

What effect would this have on the US economy? On society in general? On the rest of the world?

I predict that it would be really tough on the pornography industry.

Oh, and we’d find out how many people really are buying Playboys for the articles

You mean after I throw myself in front of a bus?

Take me with you. Please!

Would it speed up Teh Intarwebs?

I shan’t even entertain this thread with a further thought.
Think of it…it’s unthinkable!

A medium sized hit to the economy, an increase in rapes and misogyny due to frustration. More live sex shows.

Oh, I’m pretty sure the imp wouldn’t allow that. He’s a jerk, after all.

They’d crumble! We’d all be forced back to the 56k modem days! :eek: The rise in phat-pipe broadband certainly wasn’t stoked by Wikipedia…

People would finally recognize sex as the inherent necessary evil that it is. Permarital sex and infidelity would disappear. All the energy that used to go in to the pursuit of sex would suddenly usher in a Golden Age of scientific advancement and creative…explosions. people would suddenly discover new meaning in life in the light of the love of Christ and live happily using sex solely as a means of procreation…

:smiley:

Where is that bus mentioned earlier I need to find my way under the wheels.

Right behind ya, buddy! :smack:

Ha! You think taking away my smut will stop me? I’ll have you know I’ve got a filthy imagination.

I don’t think I follow completely. What do you mean, disappears? You mean, like when I close my eyes, I don’t see it, but it’s still there, waiting for me? Surely you don’t mean disappears like a beer disappears in my tummy. That’s just…madness.

In case you might have been looking for any kind of halfway serious answer, I’d say perceived obscenity would move back a step or two. We might be back to a glimpse of cleavage or even maybe a well-turned ankle.

A good laugh.

you can see plenty of “well-turned” ankles by youtubing sports injuries, and I don’t think any of those will ever enter MY idea of a good thing to fantasize about :dubious:

Hard drives the world over will breathe a hearty sigh of relief.

There would be a marked increase in sluts once all those pornstars who no longer have no paying careers and their only skills lie in getting screwed.

There would be a surplus of blank DVD’s and VHS tapes. We would never find out if BlueRay or HD-DVD “wins.”

Blockbuster would end up owning all the adult video stores that have folded due to no stock.

IOW, Hell on Earth.

I’d get a lot more work done.