FYI, I decided not to attend this party (just in case anyone was waiting to hear back). It’s supposed to be in honor of her reality TV show, so I found out that there will be cameras there recording for the show. I draw the line at having my face appear in porn.
Just your face?
Unfortunately, that’s pretty much all they’d want from me. Dirk Diggler, I’m not.
He gets to write a porn film script?
I actually find Hillary to be kind of hot.
Now I know you’re insane.
Seconded. And Chelsea looks pretty good these days too.