ace ventura: pet detective.
“You can’t expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!”
Monty Python Holy Grail Movie Nerd Attack
“Sometimes, you just got to say: ‘What the fuck?’”
risky business
“and how long have you been a robber?”
" four foot one!"
“my. that is a long time!”
Time Bandits
“Eight? Who taught you math?”
Also in Kinky Boots
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
“What’s a Nubian?”
Chasing Amy
“…me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He’d been climbing down the chimney… his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that’s how I found out there was no Santa Claus.”
Gremlins
“'Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems in a place perhaps you’ve seen in your dreams. For the story you’re about to be told began with the holiday worlds of auld. Now you’ve probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven’t I’d say it’s time you begun.”
The Nightmare Before Christmas.
“I’ll be careful.”
“You’ll be DEAD!”
Star Wars*
“Your clothes-- give them to me now.”
Terminator (1)
also Terminator Genisys
You gotta be fuckin’ kidding!
The Thing
“I am not drinking any fucking Merlot!”
Sideways
And by the way, I also hate Merlot. That’s why I remember that one line from the film
Never give up, never surrender!
Galaxy Quest
“I never drink… wine, and I do not smoke… shit.”
Love at first Bite
Inconceivable!
The Princess Bride
“Apes don’t read philosophy.”
A Fish Called Wanda
“wax on, wax off”
Karate Kid
“Get busy living, or get busy dying.”
The Shawshank Redemption
“I’m black and I’m proud!”
The Commitments
“A dream to some. A nightmare to others!”
Excalibur
What’s the matter, don’t you like musical comedy?