Army Of Darkness
“Slave in the magic mirror, come from the farthest space, through wind and darkness I summon thee. Speak! Let me see thy face.”
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
“Return the money? Are you delirious? Do you know how long it took to invent the game, to merchandise them, to have them in the stores by Christmas?”
The Last Starfighter
“A six-demon bag. Sensational. What’s in it, Egg?”
Big Trouble in Little China
“Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.”
Clerks II.
“Do you believe in interspecies dating?”
“Well, I’ve gone out with some rats before, if that’s what you mean.”
The Muppets Take Manhattan
“Okay you guys, what’s the plan for tonight?”
“Whoa, Candy, reality check. We can’t go out with these guys, they’re aliens!”
“So? They can still be dates!”
Earth Girls Are Easy.
“Bartender, drinks for my friends!”
That’s tough, probably several films have that line, but:
Barfly
“We’re partners, aren’t we? Of course, if you’re trying to say that you don’t trust me completely…”
“I don’t trust you at all.”
“Good.”
The Great Train Robbery
“Grandfather! Grandfather!”
Heidi
“No, Sir Wilfrid, you do not understand at all. I knew he was guilty.”
Witness for the Prosecution.
“When you’ve QUITE FINISHED!”
Mary Poppins
“Deserve’s got nothing to do with it”
Unforgiven
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“You’ve got to be kidding me man! We are in his mouth!”*
Godzilla
“Pazuzu, king of the evil spirits of the air, help me to find Kokumo!”
Exorcist II
“When I left, I joined the Army, and when I took the service exam, my psych profile fit a certain… ‘moral flexibility’ would be the only way to describe it.”
Grosse Pointe Blank
“What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?”
**Full Metal Jacket ** (I read somewhere R. Lee Ermey went on a fifteen minute tirade without repeating himself once. That’s how he got the role. Before he was a behind the scenes consultant.)
“Help me get one more.”
Hacksaw Ridge
“What’s a Brougham?”
“It’s maroon.”
The Great White Hype
“He needs to go home; he’s calling his people. And I don’t know where they are, but he needs to go home.”
**E.T. **
“Yeah, they’re dead. They’re all messed up.”