Sponge Bob Square Pants
Squawk, squawk, squawkitty-squawk!
gasp “I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to curse!”
Rio.
“Take her to the moon for me. Okay?”
Inside Out
“You see, sir, a man infatuate with love, her ardent and eager slave. So fetch the pomade and pumice stone and lend me a more seductive tone, a sprinkling perhaps of French cologne, but first, sir, I think… a shave.”
“The closest I ever gave.”
Sweeney Todd, The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street
“I’m a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.”
Kingsman: The Secret Service.
“When you little scamps get together, you’re worse than a sewing circle.”
Pulp Fiction
“Sweep the leg.”
The Karate Kid
“I’ve got a jar of di-irt!”
Waterworld
“To die from something as silly as slipping on a cup of tea”
The above is as accurate as I can remember it without firing up the VHS player, as that’s all I have it on.
A Farewell to Arms (guessing)
Nope, but the military is involved in this one.
Another guess: Blackadder’s Christmas Carol.
No, that’s wrong too. I hope I didn’t screw up the quote too completely. Think about water. Oh, and I now remember it was “slipping on tea” no cup involved(I think)
Okay, mea culpa and all that. I looked it up and it’s
“it’s just to die from something as petty as slipping on tea.”
Sorry for my inaccuracies.
The Hunt for Red October
“Now, you and I are the only thing standin’ between that ugly bastard and a city of 2 million people! Now we have a choice here: we either sit and wait, or we take these flare guns and do something really stupid.”
I just want to say I don’t know this one but it sounds like fun!
Pacific Rim
“He called me up, and I said, ‘Sure I’d like a job. What does it mean? What do I do?’ And he said, ‘Well, son, you won’t make much money, but you’ll get more pussy than Frank Sinatra.’”
The Last Waltz.
“Spared no expense.”
Jurassic Park
Strange things are afoot at the CircleK
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure.
“I am… a little… disappointed. And if there is… one thing… I do not like… it is to be… disappointed.”
“Sorry, sir. This will never happen again.”
“I know.”
BOOM!
The Fifth Element
“Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it’s usually something unusual.”