National Lampoon’s Vacation
“Take him to Detroit!”
Kentucky Fried Movie.
“Rebellions are built on hope.”
Rogue One
“Give us leave, great king, to view the field in safety and dispose of their dead bodies.”
“I tell thee truly, herald, I know not if the day be ours or no.”
“The day is yours.”
Henry V
“And I won’t feel a thing.”
Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-Long Blog.
“You wanna run this ship?”
“YES!”
“…Well… you can’t!”
Serenity
“Not many people know this, but the turtle is nature’s suction cup.”
UHF
“That’s funny, that plane’s dustin’ crops where there ain’t no crops.”
North by Northwest
Is he housebroken, or is he going to leave batteries all over the floor?
Sleeper
“Centuries ago, the monster appeared in the skies of Mars. Within a month, the culture of Mars had been wiped out completely. The civilization on my planet had reached a stage of development which you people will not achieve for a long time. Centuries, at least. Today, because of the space monster, it is a dead world. Dead and unpopulated.”
Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster.
“You know, somehow, ‘I told you so’ just doesn’t quite say it.”
I Robot
The way I hear it you couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat.
Bull Durham.
“Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easier if I wasn’t COLORBLIND!”
Shrek
“All right, Bud. You have to cut the ground wire. Not the lead wire. It’s the blue wire with the white stripe. Not – I repeat, NOT – the black wire with the yellow stripe.”
The Abyss
“Nieman, you earned the part. Alternates, will you clean the blood off my drum set?”
Whiplash.
“HE STOLE MY BALLOONS! Why didn’t someone TELL ME he had one of those… things? Bob… gun.”
BANG!
“Gonna need a little time alone, boys.”
Batman (1989)
“I refuse to kill another human being in cold blood! However, in deference to your cultural traditions, I would be willing to have sex with him.”
Cannibal Women In The Avocado Jungle Of Death
“I remember when I was about twelve years old. My daddy asked me, he says, “What do you want to be when you grow up, Little Harley?” And like a damn fool, I said a cowboy. I’ve been making wrong moves ever since.”
The Cheyenne Social Club
“Well, Old Man Johnson could’ve died in any one of five ways: His neck and back were broken, his chest was crushed, his skull was fractured… and here’s one for Sherlock Holmes - there was enough formic acid in him to kill twenty men.”
Them!
“This is an historical presentation of the Civil War and Reconstruction Period, and is not meant to reflect on any race or people of today.”
Birth of a Nation.
“Has anybody ever told you you have a SERIOUS IMPULSE CONTROL PROBLEM?!”
[Could also be “anyone”, instead of “anybody”].